Bookzombie

'AI Engineers' ffs. It's bad enough that I'm referred to as a Software Engineer...(I'm a programmer. I don't need a title to make it sound cool; there's nothing you can do that will make it sound cool!)

I'm exactly the same. It drives me up the wall when I can't rid of the dot (on any app)

Ooh. Nice (well, nasty, but in a good way!)

I sometimes play couch co-op with Penny, generally not action games, though.
Otherwise, it's solo games all the way! Most multiplayer action games that are popular don't really appeal, and MMOs require me to be more organised than I tend to be!

Big things you can usually see in advance and run away from! Small venomous sneaky things are easier to miss...

The first 2 or 3 episodes were ok, but it just got stupider as it went on!
Once again proving my theory that Russell T. Davis cannot write endings...

I tell people that if the government is covering up the existence of aliens, NASA is absolutely not involved, because astrobiologists can't keep a secret to save their lives

Oh, if wishing made it so...

Coco did try to eat the only daffodil in the garden earlier, so...

"There's a Humphrey about!'
I thought i was in safe hands...

If it was Humphrey, fearsome stealer of the milk, it would make some sense... (please tell me I'm not the only person in the UK on Bluesky old enough to get that reference!)

Honestly, the number of silly comments i make at work that end in a pause and a 'Nobody? Ok' from me...
But somehow, I'm still (apparently) considered one of the funniest people in the department🤷‍♂️

Lord, yes! Feeling just a tiny bit of hope today.

"Share and Enjoy!"

Given that Stitch not only steals my computer chair regularly, but often waits until I'm coming up the stairs towards my desk before jumping onto it, I'd say there's no respect there at all...

That's up with the first line of John Kovalic's review of 'Give My Regards to Broad Street': "I think they killed the wrong Beatle"!

Ok, that made me snort-laugh. I needed that this morning!

It's just occurred to me that these articles all assume that there's a load of men out there desperate to have 10 children, and just being stopped by the horrible mean women with all their (urgh) rights.
I'm not sure that there's any real evidence of this? Not outside of a certain, um, select circle

Every season gets more ridiculous than the last. I love it to bits!

Well, that's a bowl of word salad and no mistake...

Every time one of these assholes talk about 'boosting birth rates' I get another grey hair...

It's never about more affordable childcare or house prices (as examples), it's always about banning abortions (and thence contraception), making divorces more difficult, etc.

Oh dear...

I caught the final, and it was such fun watching half the competitors falling over trying to run up the stairs! I'm fully in favour of more slapstick in the Winter Olympics.

I have ended up with 3 weather apps on my iPad (Met Office, BBC, whatever came pre-installed) and none of them agree with each other!

Dammit, I had stopped watching it part way through the 9th end (I had meetings), so missed this! Absolutely brilliant!

What sorcery is this!

hold on i gotta take this

If The Bible had been written in the North of England Noah’s Ark wouldn’t have made the edit.

It’s already rained for more than 40 days and 40 nights this year and we’re only on day 43

If these mendacious idiots were deliberately trying to end the world, I'm not sure what they'd do differently...

I just...I don't know what to do with this. You can't just 'repeal' a scientific finding. That. Is. Not. How. It. Works.
But from a personal growth perspective, I've discovered that it's possible to be totally bemused and absolutely livid at the same time.