I love Shaun the sheep! May have to go digging for some fun videos😁

That name's already taken by that bone pain drug. Humadior sounds like a cigar closet and dumbfuckistan is just a little too on the nose at the moment. 😉

Same. There have been so many that I can't believe I completely forgot about the 2012 Mayan calendar one!

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I had always heard it was caused by dihydrogen monoxide. Although with all the micro plastics...🤷

I've lost track of how many raptures have come and gone over the years. I even forgot about the Mayan calendar one!

Today's rapture is on rain delay pending cancellation. The rapture will be rescheduled at a later date TBD. So sorry for the inconvenience.

Luckily French fries are hard to mess up 😁

Green crochet dragon with wings but not quite finished yet.

2/ All that came to mind because I was reading a fantasy novel, not great so won't mention, that mentioned widdershins a lot and it didn't hit until I was working the dragons belly. 🙄 Needs his horns and tail but getting there!

Hear me out here. Yarn 🧶 is witchcraft. How would I know this? Sticks and string weave together garments, creatures, bags and blankets. AND, here's the kicker, turning crochet work to the LEFT (widdershins) makes a much neater edge. Something that I have never seen specified in any instructions! 1/

It's all trial and error. As long as you're learning. Also, chicken is hard and dries easily. Personally, I brine chicken and pork to give me a little extra wiggle room

I remember reading/heading something in how to remove earworms. Whenever the song gets stuck in your head, chew. Something something motion disrupts something. A Science Friday thing I think. Anyway, it works

I've been seen roaming with various implements behind my ears. Usually pens, but occasionally screwdrivers, yarn needles, bamboo skewers. And then I wonder where I put them!🤣

Cream cat sitting in empty bathtub

Tubby time! #caturday #catsky🐱

If you're looking for recipes, America's test kitchen cheater pie crust is my absolute go to. Uses vodka and water and comes out perfect every time😁

I will gladly hand them the infected blankets myself with a smile

That gets the 'Glare of Death for interrupting my reading!' Which is different from the 'Glare of Death for bad drivers'

If I wasn't boycotting jk rowling,I might consider reading it. However that last one went to a really dark place that seemed... gratuitous? I'll wait for you to read it first and let me know😉

And forgot the🧶🧶🧶🧶

White knit tank top with raised pattern on bodice

White Truboo yarn tank top

FINALLY &$#@ING FINISHED!!! I'm happy with how it turned out even tho it took 4EVER to motivate myself to seam the darn thing together.

Chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven are da bomb, fresh bread and cold butter is the food of gods, and if you have an instant pot, you can have homemade yogurt for the cost of a quart of whole milk. And! You CAN pickle that! (Portlandia reference)

But it's what the clones called the rolling killer robot things with the force field in the clone wars cartoon. I personally think it's apropos.

Tots and pears of course. Not the healthiest of course since the tots are deep fried but the pears are poached in sherry and served with a drizzle of sweet cream

I love that phrase. And it's a good lifeline to have when everything feels so overwhelmingly crappy

You are brave. May schadenfreudeic karma protect you in these unprecedented times 😉

Very excited to finally get the whole thing!

Or the variation of that: "start new project in the middle of current project because I got an idea and I'll totally go back and finish current project....I SWEAR!"

Googly eyes make everything funny🤣

Over large Zucchini with google eyes and a sequined pumpkin hat

Overlarge zucchini with google eyes wearing a turkey hat

Overlarge zucchini with google eyes wearing a Santa hat

You can never let down your guard!

New business venture: The Library Bar. Live music but at less than eardrum rupturing volume, comfy places to sit, bookshelves and full bar for your reading cocktail pleasure. Buy the books, borrow or bring your own.