Christian Stilp

Might need two versions of the lecture depending on the ages of the search committee, just in case! 😆

I’m already pondering which open data set I’ll post using this

We're in Year 2 of seeing the big teams advance regularly, as more games = more margin for error. After a 2nd bad result in the old group phase, there'd be reason for concern. Now, you can have 3? more? bad results and still get through via playoff round (which ought to the 1x-leg for more jeopardy)

I use this list every time I am teaching research methods or statistics, without fail. Always a winner (except for the researchers when analyzing their data)

OMG YES

I am celebrating by scheduling appointments with students where the time zone randomly changes between Pacific and Central. Feel the rush....

Loan system like in soccer

I am now up to four different notes-to-self that all say 'figure out what was wrong with these stimuli'.
I still have no idea what was wrong with those stimuli, and these notes sure aren't helping.

A while ago I said 6-7 (in context) to my 13-year-old niece
She said "6-7!"
I was confused
Today I wondered what "6-7" meant
I googled it and saw an article on CNN about it
6-7 is now lame and dead, you're welcome Gen Alpha

Kent Tekulve (this one’s for @andystilp.bsky.social)

PLEASE no Ron Darling

Post the longer clip that shows the rest of the double play!!

Sorry Bradley and Kerkez too

Now imagine just logging onto Bluesky and these are the first skeets you're reading about the 4yo kicker, not the last ones

It seems a low bar that all the robots have to do to pass the Turing test is figure out how to check those little "Verify that you are human" boxes

*in the 7th minute of 6 minutes of stoppage time

You mean All June, All July, Rest is for Wimps Madness

This Packers/Browns game is the equivalent of playing GoldenEye on slaps-only mode

LOL I parsed this wrong - I took a brief pause after 'Chris Wilder has been sacked by Sheff United and reappointed as manager' and thought that was the main message

In these dark times, this list is a welcome ray of light

Replay assist is just VAR
“I love replay assist!” - Cris Collinsworth
“I love VAR!” - absolutely no one

The most impressive stat about Szoboszlai‘s free kick against Arsenal 🤓

Where did all of these college-aged people come from all of a sudden?

And how is “Chelsea buys Brighton player” news exactly?

"Perhaps “Oops, All Dickheads” wasn’t the best squad building policy."

@thetransferflow.bsky.social, you absolute gem

So long as we keep seeing assists like that from Endo

Diogo Jota, forever Liverpool's number 20 ❤️

Milwaukee Brewers since July 7:
7 series sweeps, 4 total losses 😮

Extra kudos and thanks to all the staff at NIH and NSF and other federal funding agencies for working extra hard in very small windows of opportunity to get grants reviewed and funds released before the attention-addled federal policies change again (on an hourly basis).