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Paul Litchfield

@paullitchfield.bsky.social

Might be a comedian. May be a writer. Could be an actor. Mostly a cloyingly charming doofus.

710 Followers  |  248 Following  |  316 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.9347

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Revamped the living room.

13.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cocktail, Skate, Shard and Dinner.

01.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WARLOCK with Paul Litchfield | Smersh Pod

WARLOCK
with @paullitchfield.bsky.social
shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

28.10.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Kew Gardens.

27.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A.I is short for Alan Information.

15.10.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t think of the set up, but the punchline is β€˜Mother of Pearl Harbour.’

15.10.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure. Β£1

12.10.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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POTOm Commentary 18 - Blame It On Rio | The Trap Get more from The Trap on Patreon

Well, we've sat through some utterly irredeemable whippet shit, but we've never felt quite so eye-itchingly uncomfortable as we did for these 100 terrifying minutes... How was this film ever OK?? Luckily it was, so we've watched it for you.
Jesus Christ.
www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

04.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Next week Smersh Halloween begins. Four weeks. Eight episodes of terror.

02.10.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I suppose the lineup for the Riyadh comedy festival are also somehow the meat raffle for the Riyadh comedy festival.

30.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No. Focaccia and fillings.

27.09.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reggio Calabria Italy, Messina Sicily and Scilla Italy. 3 nights, 4 days. Home now. Stanco!

27.09.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scilla, Italy

26.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Messina, Sicily

25.09.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m no Columbo but this could very well be related.

24.09.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ciao from Reggio Calabria, Italy.

24.09.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting for this Rapture to turn up. Made some drop scones and turned the immersion on.

23.09.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After claiming that Paracetamol caused autism, Trump continued to say that bagels caused Lupus and earthquakes are created by bees.

He then dropped his trousers and exploded to reform 23 minutes later as a small ceramic thumb.

23.09.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His brain is a drop kicked cuckoo clock powered by some sort of lost sentient turd.

22.09.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SUNDAY OCTOBER 19th
WHEEZING LIVE!
#AtTheBedfordPubBalham

22.09.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bon Mot Podcast with Paul Litchfield | Bon Mot Podcast

Series One - Episode Eight

With @paullitchfield.bsky.social

shows.acast.com/bonmotpodcas...

22.09.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Casino Royale (1967)

Casino Royale (1967)

AKA β€œHave You Taken Leave Of Your Senses?!”

A Bond film with fewer funny bits, we covered it on the show last year

open.spotify.com/episode/2ea3...

20.09.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Open House.
Stroll through meat.
Drop of splosh.
Home.

20.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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POTOm 028 | The Trap Get more from The Trap on Patreon

FEAR. POTOm's HERE.
POTOm 028, in fact, in which we discuss what Yoda's breath smells like; plus sketches about Stalin judging the Edinburgh comedy awards, Union Jack TV listings and God having a wank.
We're grown men.
www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

19.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fiendish Plot of Dr Fu Manchu (1980) Podcast Episode Β· Goon Pod Β· 05/07/2023 Β· 1h 23m

Peter Sellers’ last film attempted to knit Sax Rohmer’s problematic fictional villain into a plot straight out of The Goon Show and dropped a hell of a lot of stitches.
We discussed it on Goon Pod with Jeremy & Paul @jlimb.bsky.social @paullitchfield.bsky.social

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/g...

19.09.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œYou boy! What meme am I in?”

17.09.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to help.

16.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to London Open House. This place was open.

16.09.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Union Jack TV Listen to Union Jack TV by JLimb #np on #SoundCloud

Ahead of POTOm 028, here's a sneak preview. NSFW. NSFanywhere.
on.soundcloud.com/lb7sxi1RPak5...

15.09.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Large placard sign saying β€˜Golf Sale.’

11.09.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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