Cody K

I do miss having seats in 224. Jealous of your 223 seats.

Hoping to make it. Waiting on my friends to check their schedules because apparently they have something called “wives and families”. Like those matter

My currently two tv setup with baseball games on both screens

Baseball is pretty neat.

Waiting at the Subaru dealership for an oil change. They are playing some hits on the radio. Trying hard not to belt out some Fiona Apple in the waiting room.

A skillet with a giant chocolate chip cookie in it, topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and drizzled with chocolate and caramel sauce.

Still thinking about this skillet cookie I had last month. It is consuming all my thoughts.

Brett Veach isn’t used to not selecting in the final 5 picks in the first round so he had to make a move.

New haircut and feeling like a new man.

Ordering a breakfast burrito to be delivered because I need a pick me up in the worst way. Happy Monday.

It’s gonna cost me about that much here. Worth it.

I’ve had a day so I’m treating myself to a bundt cake and lobster roll.

Screenshot of the forecast showing 70° on Friday and 60% chance of snow on Sunday with a high of 34°

70° on Friday. Snow on Sunday. My sinuses are already dreading it.

MIZ

I didn’t realize how much my soul needed some chips and salsa from El Maguey’s. My spirit has been refreshed.

Filed my taxes and it’s not even March yet. I am on it this year. Please clap.

Aw man, I’m jealous. I want to go to Vegas and hang with Flav.

Voicemail transcript that reads: “My name is Dave on it. I am calling on behalf of the Academy of Minor Athletics and the Minor Alumna Association. Following up on your invite to our pregame social on Saturday, February 14th in Kansas City before the men's and women's college basketball games against William Jewel College. It's a great chance to connect with fellow alumni and to show off your minor pride. RSVP on the events tab at minor alumni.com. Hope to see you there.”

My phone voicemail transcription went the other way, incorrectly. I don’t really have “minor pride” or do I care about “minor athletics”

A pair of hockey skates in the corner of my closet collecting dust.

The skates are calling to me like the Green Goblin mask calling to Norman Osborn

a man in a plaid jacket and tie is sitting in a chair and says again . Alt: Kurt Russel playing coach Herb Brooks in Miracle saying “Again”

Again?

Don’t have a lot in common with hockey players, but I can relate to having to immediately return to work after a long trip. And I know that’s gotta stink.

Nice to be happy with something our country has done for a change.

a bald eagle wearing sunglasses and a yellow glove Alt: a bald eagle wearing sunglasses with animated arms

USA!

Yeah, I know. I just love a shootout.

Gimme a shootout and someone get TJ Oshie a uniform ASAP

Tweet from Jon Bois in 2014 that says “why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”

Taps the sign… errrrr tweet.

Two busted teeth? Just eat some gelato and you’ll be right as rain.

… did we just get a double doink in the Olympics?

Welp.

Someone get the Americans some fucking pine tar. I’m sick of seeing them lose their sticks so often.

two young men wearing hockey jerseys are sitting next to each other in a locker room . Alt: Bash brothers from Mighty Ducks movie.

Two in the penalty box? I’ve seen this before.

Part of me is glad I don’t have a favorite hockey team because I’m not sure my heart could take any sudden death playoff OTs.