Badger and the Silver Fox

Haven’t heard from the ambassadors to Hollywood lately

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Ice Lube

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Ice Lube

American politics:
Everything you hate about HOAs now country-size!

No offense, I thought they National Guard, not National Gardeners.

…not that I mind

A Twatwork Orange

I will never be a golfer. I tried, but I don’t consider slightly tall grass to be an obstacle.

Every seat on that jet.

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Amazon was going to add a tariff row onto their prices but the White House freaked out, calling it political. I’m all for it: 1) there’s lines for taxes and shipping, so a tariff line is basic transparency.
Should’ve changed “tariff” to “the cost of freedom”. Republicans would’ve paid extra for it.

Badger has a favorite movie: The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug. Strange for a small blind dog, and yet here he is laying on his bed where he’s been hiding (hoarding) chew bones. Gotta be about 15 in there. I’m not telling him Purina has a factory full of them.

No longer referring to him as “47”. He hasn’t earned it.

34 fits him a lot better.

Yikes!

Is it just me or does elons mom look like she’d be more than comfortable hunting Dalmatian puppies?

Carrie Underwood lost followers and her online streaming dropped by double digit percentages after performing at the inauguration for free?

Maybe next time she’ll think before he cheats.

You have never pronounced the last two letters of the word “tea”

In honor of their new appointments as “ambassadors to Hollywood”, Mel Gibson, Jon voigt, and Sylvester Stallone will make a new action film dedicated to #47 titled The Dependables. Same old formula; still full of shit.

I didn’t realize city life had started to change me until I caught myself calling a corn dog a “bratwurst wellington.”

Paid bratwurst wellington price for it too!

All the ads and propaganda on fb making it look like the second mall in any city. All it needs now is a yarn store and a shoe repair shop.

Not guilty is not innocent.

Religious is not moral.

Too many people don’t understand this, but to paraphrase George Carlin, “Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half are stupider than that.”

Dental care is not new in our house but after brushing Badger’s teeth today we’re not on speaking terms it seems.

No eyes, no problem. He always knows which way the camera is pointing!

Panettone donuts

Panettone donuts need to become real.

Catching up after an extended break. My little guy was bordering on congestive heart failure this summer. He’s recovered well for an old dog

Vietnamese food scares me a little.

I wouldn’t call it a phobia though.

Wishing everyone the best Christmas, whether it’s merry or complicated.
Sharing good times increases the joy, and sharing difficult times lessens their burden.

Either way, be there for each other! Happy Holidays!

Badger and his Snuggle Pup, worn out after a hard day’s protecting the backyard from squirrels. It’s a hard life for a little blind dog!

Answering the question, “Who’s a good dog?”.

Sumac and paprika: two spices that need a better agent.