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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE THING

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LOOK AT ITS LITTLE NOSE

What kind of elected official dodges process servers multiple times for different cases and why are they always republicans?

What in the AI generated nightmare fodder is this nonsense

Randy Fine is the biggest little bitch to ever exist.

TIL that bonus payments under 1 million are subject to a flat 22% federal withholding tax regardless of your tax bracket or W4 selections.

Which… ouch.

I know I’ll get it back in a year on my refund but that money could be repairing my car now.

The latest in crazy stress driven dreams:

Wherever I lived in my dream was being bombed so we were sheltering in place. When the bombing stopped a lot of people decided to try to evacuate. We stayed put and it’s a good thing we did because there were zombies roaming the streets.

I do find it incredibly ridiculous that my gas bill is $60 and only $20 of that is for actual usage.

$40 worth of service fees seems incredibly excessive.

Made two calls I’ve been putting off for far too long in under 10 minutes and did not die.

Why is making a single phone call so fucking difficult sometimes.

Fuck phone anxiety, let me text or chat or email everything.

Please? 😭😭😭

Two black cats curled up next to each other. They look very soft with cute feet

Here, have a pair of voids in this trying time

Happy birthday Mal!

Lives lost in a senseless war.

1) Florida drivers are assholes who assume they own whatever road they’re on so this tracks.

2) I would 100% be driving that slow if not slower in that situation and be white knuckling the steering wheel at that.

I think I might actually be losing it due to sleep deprivation.

I have the music from Minecraft stuck in my head complete with the ‘thwack, thwack, thwack’ of mining and villager ‘hmm’ sound effects.

I do not play Minecraft, but my kiddos do.

I love it

Initially the whales would only kill on command… but then they developed a taste for hunting humans.
Which wasn’t great because the ren faire/sea world park was on a boardwalk right next to their ocean enclosure (idk they were kept in like a closed off bay)

Had a dream this morning about a combination sea world/ren faire that was being taken over by evil clowns and their trained attack orcas.

From the 321 community on Reddit: Toyota Tacoma wreck Posted by Twa747 - 35 votes and 19 comments

When I say people drive crazy here this is what I mean. My dad drives through this intersection at least twice a day getting to and from work.

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WORM MOON WORM MOON WORM MOON

Fuck!

It wasn’t food poisoning!

Fuuuuuuck!

2/3 kids down

Hi, I’m an only child.
No point in asking for help or shifting blame because I’m the only one who can fix anything but also the reason it’s broken.

I need to not be sick.
There’s too much that needs to be done.

I’m going to follow up with a Dr at some point, but it was a small enough amount that I likely just cut my esophagus from the sheer force of what was happening

Honestly I’m praying it is food poisoning or a bad allergic reaction to something.
Otherwise it could be contagious and we don’t have the bathroom facilities for that.

You know things are going great when you’ve got to Google is throwing up blood always a medical emergency

Food poisoning? This weekend is going great.

An image of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton with the caption "Trump the dove Hillary the Hawk"

Fuck everyone who said this wouldn't happen.

CNN wants me to subscribe to read about this bullshit

Also, fuck you cnn