Action Hoe

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

Thought I was getting better and now the stupid fever is back

What the actual fuck

a cat is sitting in front of a sign that says i cannot brain today i haz the dumb . Alt: a cat is sitting in front of a sign that says i cannot brain today i haz the dumb .

This virus has fried my fucking brain exhibit A: was going to make some scrambled eggs for lunch. Cracked egg, dumped egg contents into sink and egg shell into bowl. Stared at both dumbfounded for a moment before realizing exactly what I had done.

As an alum of @tulanesphtm.bsky.social I’m even more disgusted by this firing. This is not the approach to public health they claimed to have when I attended. They touted how many students went on to be in the peace corps, which requires understanding the effects of conflict on public health.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Badger and sage cuddling

Onyx and Sable fighting

Two very different views from today

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

Unknown viral infection 🤷‍♀️ blood work shows I’m not dying so I’m still at home resting

Honestly the toughest part of staying home sick as a parent is getting the kids up and ready for school

I would rather live next to a hundred undocumented immigrants than one ICE officer.

No, you’re not doing anything wrong. Some days are just like that.
And whether he runs right in or they have to peel him off your leg 10 minutes in he’s going to forget he was upset and start playing.
It’s routine now with his dad so it’s easier.

Window view from the hospital waiting room treatment bay

At least we have a window view.

We live in this hospital waiting room bay turned into evaluation area for noncritical patients now.

Only conclusive ER test so far - definitely not pregnant

Urgent care is sending me to the ER for testing 😬

My cat with weird pixilation going on

My cat is glitching (he’s all black, nothing on his fur)

spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor with the words `` me '' written on his face . Alt: spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor with the words `` me '' written on his face .

I have had a fever for 11 days now. Day 4 out of 5 on a z-pack with no change. I AM FUCKING TIRED OF BEING SICK.

My uber is here

I’m really fucking glad Pritzker is out there telling it like it fucking is.

Heavy rain and flooding is forecast along the East Coast of Florida into the coastal Southeast today through the weekend due to onshore flow.

Torturing @trashpandajedi.bsky.social by repeatedly saying the phrase plasma leakage

now more than ever

Have a meeting at school right at the dismissal time so naturally had to get here half an hour early so I could reach the parking lot. Any later and I’d be blocked by the massive car pickup line.

I googled "Halloween jokes" and copy/pasted a good one, super easy!

I brought a calliope to a piano fight.

I was really hoping for one of those magical you take antibiotics and wake up feeling like 80% better and instead I feel worse.

Uh if this guy wants to see "a virgin on screen" he should just put his phone in selfie mode