Amy

Omg now I have to go get one

So are the Target workers going to be running away from the customers so they are always more than 10 feet away? Does this include the E-com shoppers? If I i’m trying to shop and steer clear of them, will they have to follow me?

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Logo from local tee shirt shop saying Blizzard of ‘91

I am now a single issue voter. Do they or don’t they support making the Commemoration of the Halloween Blizzard 1991 a state wide holiday. It is a day full of traditions, like making sure the shovels are waxed and the snowblower works. What other traditional ways you would celebrate the new holiday?

Oh no!

"Dear Sir, Your good name has been bought to my attention as a trustworthy man and a believer in God. I am the son of the late Queen Elizabeth II, ruler of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. My mother left me forty-five million pounds and the city of York but I am unable ..."

Who robbed the Louvre? Correct answers only.

(I am ready for another season of Lupin.)

I, though, have been adapted for occasional adventures on land as well as water

Duck duck grey duck!

Tawny owl

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

Congratulations Xp Lee, your new 34B DFL Representative!

Congratulations to Xp Lee, your next DFL Representative for the Brooklyn Park and Champlin area!

If you are in MN 34B, vote for Xp Lee tomorrow! Better yet, early vote today from 8-5!

Beat case scenario happened this weekend: a woman opened her door and said she was just leaving her house to early vote for the candidate (Xp Lee for 34B!)

Agree, but I’d also listen to a @cheycab.bsky.social podcast on this!

It looks like you’re having a great day at the fair!

what about onedown and twotogo? @evanbirnholz.bsky.social any info on this?

Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you:

Our funding depends on usage.

So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.

And how long was she holding them? contribution checks need to be deposited within 10 days of receiving

A hand holding the end of a roll of toilet paper. Or maybe a roll of high-grit sandpaper. Who’s to say, really.

#MNStateFair North End/The Hangar

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DO NOT GO HERE. This is truly the worst TP I have ever used. It’s the third variety I’ve found at the fair and I think it might actually be a roll of extremely thin and extremely high-grit sandpaper. It legitimately hurt.

Good luck!

Could have done with 3 more pocket doors and a shower curtain instead of another door.

Missing child poster for Victoria. MISSING CHILD VICTORIA ALEXANDRIA JACKSON 140 LBS 12 YEARS OLD 5.1 FEET Last seen August 20₫ around 8:00pm- pictured above! Wearing: Tan 'Rugrats' shirt | Blue jeans | Red & black shoes Victoria is a Type 1 Diabetic. She has an insulin pump on her left hip and a white Dexcom insulin pump on her left arm. Please call 911 immediately: Incident #: 25-217186 C1-800-222-TIPS MI ISSING CHILD

VICTORIA JACKSON 5'1" TALL, 140 LBS, BLACK HAIR WITH TWISTS LAST SEEN WEARING A TAN "RUGRAT" SHIRT, BLUE JEANS, RED AND BLACK SHOES VICTORIA IS A TYPE 1 DIABETIC AND HAS AN INSULIN PUMP

blck PRESS MISSING CHILD VICTORIA JACKSON, 12 LAST SEEN WALKING FROM MINNEHAHA FALLS ON AUGUST 2ND AROUND 8:00 P.M.

PLEASE SHARE: Missing Child - Victoria Alexandria Jackson. The Minneapolis Police Department is asking for the public’s help in locating Victoria Alexandria Jackson , a missing 12-year-old girl.

VICTORIA was last seen walking from Minnehaha Falls on August 2nd around 8:00 p.m.

100 yr floods yes. Glaciers if you go back far enough.

Christian Eriksen said he will also be in the primary

If you can go in person, try CVS or Walgreens

I had a neighbor who would smoke while he was snowblowing his driveway

Share stories about Speaker Hortman here Share stories about Speaker Hortman here Melissa said Dec was the hardest month she's ever had. Reporter: bc of tie? M: we lost Mary Murphy Share stories about Speaker Hortman here Fierce. "I'm done dicking around with these assholes." And she meant it. Share stories about Speaker Hortman here I sat next to her at the SotS and she pulled out a little roll of cookies from her desk drawer Share stories about Speaker Hortman here Share stories about Speaker Hortman here Fav memory was her laughing at us playing in a beer pong tournament and her smile. I left any interaction I had with her at the Capitol with a smile. She was just incredibly kind! Share stories about Speaker Hortman here Share stories about Speaker Hortman here Laughing together about cross country skiing accident injuries. My black eye. Her bruised ass. We worked hard together to try and open up the daycare center Ventura shut down.

the @mnlegdeepdive account on instagram did this roundup of thoughts about Speaker Hortman and it feels like a good thing to post as she is being laid to rest

Don’t forget D Michael B’s in Albertville

Thank you, Kalamazoo MI, for attending the final show of this tour. SOTN: Makes No Sense At All. I’ll do a proper tour wrap-up later this week.

This Saturday: I’ll be the keynote speaker for the 2025 Commencement ceremony at Macalester College in St. Paul MN. More information on Wednesday!

The Pope says it's pop, not soda