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you made a bad call; you’re the one with the position of power, so be responsible & fix it or receive public scorn 🤷‍♀️

text from chatGPT: oh, you got it. wombats. cube poop. why? SCIENCE. their intestines? unevenly stretchy. the result? * perfect little cubes tt. nature really said: "let's make them weird. but efficient."

this got me curious so i tested it a bit; it took some prompting but it can kinda get there sadly haha

actually mildly amazed it added star emojis, i just asked it to use punctuation for tone

very happy to learn my dogs are macaroni and cheese fanatics. i’ve found my (dog) people

An artwork of a pink haired lady wearing a dress made of raging ocean waves. A star and a moon hover above her left and right hands, connected by sparks. Sea foam from her dress swirl around her.

star shower 🌟💫

my brain must have fully grown in because why am i excited to make food for thanksgiving…

i would actually cry if i had to drive this road at night lmao or just straight reverse out of the park

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

me answering absolutely to the poll about whether you’d fight 27-year-old you as a current 27 year old

woodsy road covered in fall leaves

i’ve never been on a road so covered by leaves you can’t tell where the road is

a close up of a pair of glasses that says i dont shut up i grow up when i look at you ALT: a close up of a pair of glasses that says i dont shut up i grow up when i look at you

fuck you

i’ve been catching strays for years 😭

just had a neighborhood kid ask me “you never married?” when i said i live with my dad 😭 it’s so over

who let these freeloaders into my yard

Welcome to Bluesky! Some ground rules if you’re just coming over from that OTHER site:

1. Podcasters aren’t a punchline here. When they speak, we listen. We don’t make jokes about their masculinity.

2. If you see someone making fun of podcasters, speak up. Silence is violence.

modern society is honestly amazing like how i am able to get hair semi-permanently zapped out of my body

she looks *so* happy in the 1989 one i think it has to be my favorite; speak now’s a close second though

my hobbies include microdosing heat to withstand the new 115 degree summers

yeah growing up in anne arundel county i literally never saw DC news haha

i rarely watch news anymore but god it’s out of touch

“we’re experiencing a baby bust! women aren’t having kids, and that won’t be fixed anytime soon so we need more migrants Now Or Else”

love the plan of ignoring why people increasingly feel worse about bringing a child into the world

white and gold? more like white and black for his new jail outfit

now that threads is joining, i can tweet, skeet, *and* threet

i love that dog peer pressure is a thing

my restaurant experience is immediately upgraded if it ends with a good mint

people who shoot fireworks on the fourth of july before the sun’s even set: why