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Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

You've just given me a horrible thought - that someday we may see the ICE equivalent of 9/11.

They're already operating in airports. They can probably access planes and even secured cockpits without any resistance.

helping out twitter's proliferation of nazi, misogynist, and racist content is not worth the purported value of posting there. if a pol like aoc quits twitter and posts elsewhere she has enough heat to attract attention to that spot (bluesky) without losing traction.

Omg... Onion boner pills should be CALCIUM+D3 SUPPLEMENTS. Because they help your bones stay erect.

Yeah but then how would they justify their $75 billion dollar budget, to go after what, a couple dozen bad guys?

Thanks for the link. Great idea, and you should add this functionality to the official NYC 311 app!

I'm not even reading it. If Kabas endorses her, to me that's worth a small donation no questions asked.

She's with Gabriel.

Now she's with Alfie.

No wait she's back with Gabriel.

Now she's back with Alfie.

Now she's broken up with both, forever.

Now she's with Marcello.

Who the heck is Marcello?

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(Don't spoil me, I'm only up to this part).

My man you just secured the 2030 NYS governor's race (if these kids remember to turn up to vote).

And if we abolish ICE, whatever minor duties of theirs are still deemed necessary can be handed over to CBP and USCIS. We don't need a whole department devoted to immigrant-hunting. Let people be! If some of them commit crimes, we already have at least three whole levels of POLICE to deal with them.

The fuck does ICE have to do with the border or customs??

Nothing. There is no need to hunt people down just for being in the country without permission. The police can handle it if some of them commit actual crimes. Deport them from jail/prison, instead of terrorizing whole communities with armed raids.

Wow the Iranians are really impressive - able to build and rebuild entire nuclear weapons programs from scratch every few weeks.

In a cave, with a box of scraps!

Maybe reality was always like this, but we were naively raised to expect fairness and rationality to be the norm.

I'm not talking about his "success". He will have been successful if the city recovers from the snow and fewer unhoused people die than in the previous winter storm. I'm talking about you.

‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

And when more homeless people freeze to death in their camps, you will complain about that too. There is no win here.

Probably nothing, but it'd be nice to make Republicans think twice about giving so much power to government in the future.

A HUGE percentage of Jews who settled in Israel over the last century and a half came from Russia, or are of Russian heritage.

No need to replace it. Let folks stay unless and until they commit crimes. Investigate and give undocumented suspects the same due process everyone else gets with the criminal justice system. Deport afterward, if necessary.

Look what happened last time. A handful of Nazi leaders were convicted, big whoop. MOST Nazis were allowed to go straight back to regular life, as if nothing had happened. Hardly anybody was ever punished, out of millions.

Oh I agree. The real point of FCC Chair Carr's statements is so that he can decide arbitrarily which political speech is acceptable or not.

Well yeah, who would have been left? They already had killed so many Jews and other minorities. All that would be left is Germans (more likely than not Nazis).

I wonder if he can alone tho. Maybe one of his War Cabinet could be convinced to replace him, if they stand down on the genocide and threats.

Yes exactly. And it doesn't matter who their actual attacker is, the plan is to preemptively nuke European capitals, so the West is forced to defend them.

Trump often refers to himself in the third person. Maybe he created a split personality to embody all his crimes, leaving his other side innocent and bewildered? But still subconsciously aware that something is wrong.

If AOC and Buttigieg put aside their differences and ran together, they could really complement each other's strengths and beat Newsom handily.

Still waiting for the "Trump blowing Bubba" pics to come out 🤞😬🤞

You should do a Kickstarter, I'd contribute to it.

I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"