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Halfway through IT, and every time King describes richie tozier as an annoying wiseass who does dumb voices I can feel his authorial hand on my shoulder, saying "yes, I am absolutely talking about you, spaz"

The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

A reminder to check out Lodge 49, btw. An amazingly bizarre show that features an awesome guest spot by Bruce Campbell as a brash local tycoon who gets over his skis

All this looksmaxxing discourse and everyone’s too afraid to just admit that kids these days fuck with Bruce Campbell in Escape from LA

Also one time my friend saw him on the street and said “are you Bruce Campbell??” He leaned forward, lowered his sunglasses and said, “somebody’s gotta be.” A legend.

Bruce Campbell man. I used to LOVE when he would show up in the cheeseball Hercules shows because you could feel his fun energy through the tv. Like there is a reason Burn Notice towers above the other USA shows. This guy is an entertainer of the highest order. Hope he is ok.

Robert Goulet from The Simpsons talking about Terrance Howard

Helllll yeah I did this with my seven year old with Luigi’s mansion 3

YouTube video by Downhill Morgan and Morgan 3.0

Glad I stuck with my boys youtu.be/NYtQXtUMWvQ?...

You took a cork out with an eye bolt?

What people desperately need to understand is that it's not just ICE or CBP that need to be destroyed, it's really our entire immigration system. It's a system that criminalizes movement and enables kids to be treated as lawbreakers for something they had no role in.

YES! Aaaaaaaaaaand…

Keep waiting for those punks to do a schism

Now I’m imagining him and Mimi getting their makeup done side by side

I watched castle freak for that man last year. I just…wanted him to see me

My one gripe about Bluesky is not being as able to get the flop house guys to pay attention to me

I'm not gonna hear this shit about gangsta boo

Hey folks - if you're interested, here's a playlist that's just all different versions of War Pigs.
open.spotify.com/playlist/4G2...

Just heard about a middle school history class where they were forcing students to memorize the top four explanations for the disappearance of Roanoake, it's like a parody of what @annieabrams.bsky.social has been writing about

(watches President Rizzler blow up Chatanooga for the lulz in 2046) we need to get back to the republican ideals of Trump

this is quite ahistorical as the gingrich '94 revolution predates it, please check your sources

a whole bunch of freaks pop up to show their whole asses, it's gross

This is what "anti-wokeness" was all about, making it publicly acceptable to be an aspiring genocidaire bsky.app/profile/mehd...

I love nella larsen but I will also always remember her for being the subject of my absolute worst essay in college. the professor may have asked me if i wanted to reconsider my major.

a dark, dark thread bsky.app/profile/padr...

"save your breath, nobody cares." thinking about all the weirdos in my mentions yesterday yelling about how antisemitism doesn't exist

If I had more time and ambition I'd actually love to study how creators manufacture controlled reveals. Like I recently saw the original Diabolique and realized what the twist was five seconds before the reveal and I have to believe it was intentional, I need to know the alchemy

Good god we’re getting another scary movie?

I'm of two minds here, since I think there is value in experiencing a piece of art as an unfolding process, surprise can be a key component of that. However, I always love how the original dr jekyll and mr hyde is presented as a big twist, like it would be silly if we were still spoiler tagging that

(Turns chair around, slowly and awkwardly sits down) you know who else had a botched vasectomy?