@s-antifrizz.bsky.social
Freedent's the one that took the stick out of gum, and Freedent moistens your mouth, yeah, moistens your mouth, and freshens your breath while you cheeeeewwww!
#LGBTQIA #FREEPALESTINE #YAMTITS #FelonMusk #disabilityrights #FUCKTRUMP
27.02.2025 01:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Know your enemy.
24.02.2025 22:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
Eugenicists always want to save the dumbest, most bland, easiest to control people because duh. POC, LGBTQIA+, & folks w/disabilities learned to know themselves & their own power the hard way in this country. We resist. We won't be controlled.
24.02.2025 12:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How many fuckwit #antivaxxers do you know who refused COVID19 vaccines, statutory didn't know what was in them, but then scrambled to get #semaglutides or other weight-loss injections?
22.02.2025 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@sluggodoug.bsky.social How's this for a Love Cat? This is KitKat in fat-relaxation mode Reese at her corporate job with an outdated laptop.
17.02.2025 16:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm doing a fill-in puzzle and came across this word. Please tell me I'm not imagining that this is entirely fucked up.
13.02.2025 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today, in the Tales of Stupid Saima: I typed the word "feather" in a text & a feather emoji appeared in the predictive text. Not realizing it was a feather emoji, I thought a small escaped booger from my nose and I tried repeatedly to blow it off the screen, until, you know, I figured it out.
01.01.2025 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Come see this show this weekend!
03.12.2024 12:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you've ever wondered how much air your intestines can hold, eat a bowl of Grape Nuts for dinner. If I fell off a boat last night, I'd be more buoyant than the rafts AND I'd have enough propulsion to get survivors to shore.
06.01.2024 13:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
