i guess

Sometimes a girl just got a crush baby.

A metaphor for the middle class, perhaps

Lmao

Elon is a nepo baby who has never had an original business idea in his life. He simply has the means to buy other people’s products and sells them as his own. He’s a grifter on an international level who will never be satisfied with his billions because no one likes him IRL

The way im about to stonewall my roommate for the rest of the week?! WHEW

Black ppl dance to the 2 & the 4, white ppl dance to the 1 & the 3

All the artist Capricorn women I can think of are timeless & I’m leaning more into this 🕰️

This is the best worst song ever made! He was so pitchy, but you can’t help but sing it!!

a middle-aged friend of mine who runs his own company told me that his young gen-z employees staged an intervention like christopher moltisanti and told him he has to stop wearing slim fit pants

Wonder how the little girls who used to kick boys in the n*ts are doing & I bet it’s amazing

Im so annoyed that i have no one to flirt with im bored

The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.

For everyone that’s been asking about cheesecakes, limited orders for the holiday have now opened for the NYC, NJ & Philly areas. I do not currently ship. If you’d like to purchase, please do so at shegotcakes.as.me!

This is pure supervillain behavior

I gotchu

Ace boon coon means somebody your number one nigga, best friend

Every take I’ve seen on the UHC Hitman:

No no nooooo no

Hope she's doing poorly!!

I cant ever get behind large age gaps between couples. Theres always something a little insidious there

Im at my friends house she cooked dinner, i brought wine and dessert & we’re watching new housewives episodes drinking tea. All we need is a spliff!

People reverting back to 2009-2010 is killing me. Picture threads, MCM starter packs, “If she’s short with glasses, she’s a menace” ass skeets. PLEASE. Y’all are 37!

They seem like they hit women so ..

Listen. I was chronically against making my bed. I do it everyday now. Throw pillows too

One of my favorite things to call a man lmfao its also a verb

Gaza Soup Kitchen Chef Mahmoud Almadhoun Killed by Israeli Drone Israel killed more than 200 Palestinians in Gaza on Saturday, including 40 members of a single family. The official death toll in Gaza is now over 44,000, although experts believe that is a vast undercount...

"Targeted & Assassinated": Gaza Soup Kitchen Chef Mahmoud Almadhoun Killed by Israeli Drone

Anyways i am bloa-ted!

Had to unfollow someone cause every 3rd skeet was about the Kendrick Album. I aint know that was your daddy nigga!