🕷️ crying on Mars ☄️

I spatchcocked and roasted a chicken today now who wants to marry me

Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.

This boy did the O method on me and it worked. Who the fuck taught him that. #theomethod

The #craft Gods were on my side today. I placed an order at Michaels for 12x12 12 page acetone sheets for my business and when I opened the bag I got three books of them for the price of one bc the books were stuck together. More cake toppers to be made now.

They always come back. lol.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. It’s official over. FUCK

I can’t stop thinking about my link on Monday. Man is a God in the bedroom.

Gabbys really saved me from crashing out last night. I wonder when my dog takes her gabapentin does she also feel like she’s on the moon or is that just me

I was going to text my ex but then I took the toy out lol I’m good now.

My new favorite combo big mason jar and metal straw. I know it’s not a new thing to do but it’s new to me and I can’t drinking out of the jar and I have like 30 million different cups

My mom makes me breakfast everyday what do I have to sacrifice hearing her yap for about an hour. It overstimulates me but I know it makes her happy.

When is the Alien Invasion scheduled?? Lol

Druski and Kevin are mad racist and Kevin low key fat phobic tooo. This stream is wild.

Happy Birthday to me🎁🎊🎉🎈

Now someone bring back MySpace

Literally me

Event was a success made a little under $200 in one day

Also if this muscle relaxer doesn’t kick in soon I will be crying soon

Free bleeding as I bake these orders is so girl coded.

I miss my ex, I have yet to find someone who can replace them.

It should not be almost 70° in November like wtf

I have a big event this Saturday for my business and I’m panicking. Might need to hit the pen a few times this week and hoe myself out to take the stress away.

I treat this like a place where I can just dump my random thoughts.