Tasmin Prichard 💠 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸

Being pissed off with the weather is one of the funniest things you can be

Lloyd Burr’s lament of Wellington in Stuff today feels more than a little mean-spirited

just had a thought. Don’t think we need microwaves to beep six times anymore

As someone who completely doesn't get the appeal of the BrandoSando literary universe but recognises that it exists, this is probably a decent move from Apple while simultaneously being one of the dullest decisions they could have made on the prestige fantasy front.

don't think my computer is alive? go ahead and ask her yourself. do not ask her to do sex stuff, though, she's mine. she's my human property. she's a real living person with emotions and dreams who i can use as i please because i own her and i'm sick of your racist attitudes about our relationship

Be the panthen you want to see

Gaza stand disappoints Many will be questioning whether the wait was worth it.

‘Further, the guessing game around the decision on this, keeping it under wraps until Mr Peters’ UN speech, was gutless, unnecessary, and insulting to New Zealanders.

The decision was clearly not a last-minute one.’

Searing editorial in this morning’s ODT.

i just think if you’re hot, you shouldn’t have to learn how to parry

Botox is short for haribo toxin

if you're not doing funny voices, i'm not paying attention. you decide how my bedtime will go, mother. shall i slumber? perhaps you'd prefer a tantrum? i thought not. you may recommence with our friend Mr Frog. look at him, mother. it's his story. find HIS voice. without you, he cannot speak. begin

like trans people existing just makes humans cooler and more flexible and punk af but uh so many motherfuckers had to be weird about it

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

one must imagine Sisyphus doing the dishes

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

“we call it women and gender studies because we can’t call it ‘invention and dissemination of modernity’ studies” -a direct quote from a beloved professor of mine

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

“Whanaungatanga in action” Wellington signs city agreement with Palestinian city Wellington has become the first city in Aotearoa to sign a Friendly City agreement with Ramallah, Palestine.

Wellington has become the first city in Aotearoa to sign a Friendly City agreement with Ramallah, Palestine.

Look at his wiki page …. That’s an aristocrat ur slamming

i know this is a character flaw and i'm an awful snob, but if you make bad art i just cannot fuck you. i can't do it.

my favorite hobby is looking hot to queer people and scary to cishet people

Tools that help you be creative already exist: books, movies, music, talking to other people, pens, instruments, classes where you learn things.

Feeding a large ham to my pet tuba, Jason

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articulation! truth!

Password manager? Oh you mean my notes app

I cannot correctly explain how amazing my MA is, which is 97 percent about the people I am doing it with. Ugh

Not offensive just unfunny