AlistairVT

Watched Final Destination: Bloodlines today. It was so much fun! Also, a mannequin fuckin fell down as I passed by a store after watching the movie. So I drove as safe as possible on my way home earlier. No, I'm not paranoid, you are.

To the fuckin group of runners at the resto I'm at.....it's too fuckin early for you all to be so fuckin loud in the resto for breakfast like you own the fuckin place. Also to the person who kept playing music on his phone's speaker, there is a special place in hell for you. I hate mornings pls

Salary is here. All my bills are PAID! Woooo!!!!

AO3 writers posting under the Explicit tag

In a call with client discussing the new features we have to code....bruh I don't even know of the users will know how this works

Oh my god AO3 is down. MY DOPAMINE FIX PLS!

Oh.

Decided to read a smutty oneshot but then it ended up being a romantic oneshot with a super fuckin sweet proposal scene so now I am just smiling like an idiot during my meeting. I can keep a straight face reading the filthiest smut but I go insane when they do romantic shit like confess their love

Best feeling ever is when you pay all your bills and you still have some money leftover.

It felt like I had a socmed purge for a bit because work took over. Feels nice.

Craving anchovy pizza....where to buy?

Social battery got so drained, I went to bed at 7pm......WHO AM I?!

Woke up early to get my barangay clearance. I need to finally apply for my fuckin ID

I just read a full smutty book in one day while at work and I finished reading before my shift even ended. Well....

I downloaded Daily Bean the day after I had a consultation with a nutritionist to try and record my day to keep me accountable. I wanted to record that I have been eating healthily but last week broke something in me and now I haven't recorded in days

When the anxiety hits so hard you bust out the big guns to feel better....a.k.a playing the Yuri on Ice OST on loop

I was supposed to sleep....but now I am way too deep into what I'm reading and I have been yelling into my pillow too much that my drowsiness is gone

I cannot handle watching BL in anime form coz I freak out and hyperventilate in every sparkling scene. I need to read it in manga form to pace myself or I will explode in a big fujoshi mess

Maya why are you like this? Playing with my emotions....

I went through a rollercoaster journey during this month's shark week. I am happy to report that it is officially done for the month.

I'm seeing a pattern.....

Miyabi 5th anniversary goods have finally arrived! Kyomu-sama is glorious as usual

Shark week is brutal....I rarely talk about it, but when I do, I am usually suffering

Currently experiencing the pains of being a woman.....I wish you could take the parts out and replace it with a temporary swap while it does its thing every month.

I DID UNLOCK IT! I finished the quest last night.....NPC was saying weird stuff and all I was thinking was "You're a ghost aren't you? You're already deadge"

Inazuma has ruined me that everytime I do a world quest in genshin and I meet some weird NPC, I always assume they're probably a ghost and has died a tragic death at the end of the quest

I have no sense of time....I didn't know it was already 11pm at night. I just heard my alarm for dinner ring and that's when I knew

Feeling the period cramps rn....and I refuse to take pain meds for it

THIS QUEST MADE ME HYSTERICAL PLS

I'd like this as a hoodie please. I'd wear it to work everyday