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dirty water dog

@pinematter.bsky.social

"prog" 🐟 thrill-addicted snoutdoorsy ruddered rambler 32 🐟 he/him 🐟 pdx 🐟 leave no trace 🐟 frequently NSFW! sometimes nude!! πŸ”ž

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Keep it up punk and you're gonna see the IRL version of this screen

04.03.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody wants to admit Donkey Kong is a horrible scary man

04.03.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I also HATED looking at these guys when I was little. Playing Donkey Kong Classics on NES at grandma's house gave me nightmares

04.03.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone clowning on this definitely didn't see/hear this screen as a little kid or is a nasty liar

04.03.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Professor of Scooter
[citation needed]

02.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Real photo of Nike trying to stop me from using the private jogging trail on their campus

26.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It was a cheap basic stone anyway... if I decide to keep making pizzas maybe I'll get myself a nice steel

24.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The pizza was good until I putted the pineapple on it

24.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I live in The Beaver State and this is the first beaver I've ever seen outside of a zoo in my whole life. It was floating around in a nasty suburban creek between a transit center and a Chinese restaurant

24.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyway here are two funny pictures of a beaver that I saw last night

24.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn't even good. Why have I done this

24.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the first and only time I've ever made this abomination and my decade-old pizza stone got so upset it broke :(

24.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Sensitive

22.02.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3143    πŸ” 664    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

Lara Croft eats pussy and she's good at it

22.02.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DogGoat stretching🐐✨

21.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1911    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0

Wearing my all black evil outfit of course

22.02.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had to take a few weeks off but I'm back to my suffering

22.02.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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more butt

22.02.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 798    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
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20.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Weasel abuse on live television

20.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you use it to snap a picture of the sun it would be like the sun took a selfie

20.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if they were actually stylized with all caps on the albums, but that's the way they are on youtube music and that is the canon I choose to believe

17.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a few albums around the Y2K era Susumu Yokota was giving songs cool names like SEXY PLANET and GIRLTREE and HURRY UP TO PLANET MELON

17.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The girl drank green goo

17.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain is working so not goodly today I understood the "orange" in "The girl drank orange juice" as the color and not the fruit

17.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Real cropped boomer meme spotted in the facebook wilderness

16.02.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

15.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

basket in morning otter's horning

15.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0