Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist

I am happy to donate the $1700 tariff rebate, that I was never going to see, to photocopies of the articles of impeachment.

I tried but Trump was just. too. boring. It cured my insomnia, though. So, thanks, gang. Love ya.

Let this loon cook!

This is Miller writing. No way Donnie knows the word "deleterious".

Saw you on Majority Report. You're awesome.

By Godspeed You! Black Emperor? That would be...different. From anything else ever.

And the concentration of a meth-addled Chihuahua.

If you haven't seen Robert Duval in The Apostle, correct that.

Raiders (Soon to Be) Head Coach Bought Bibles for Every Player and Coach on the Seahawks - Raiders Beat The Raiders have identified their soon-to-be next head coach, and on Tuesday their soon-to-be...

Another great hire by the Raiders. Will Tim Tebow be the QB coach next?

Even taking out the problematic context, these are just bad lyrics. Now, I could be wrong, but I think Kid Rock might not be very good.

Or it's just Melania asking if we understand the words that are coming out of her mouth. We don't.

I didn't even know Brett Ratner directed Melania. Maybe Wolverine will pull a Last Stand-style third act.

Her scientific expertise has yet to be successfully challenged.

These guys think they're ninjas and the tear gas will allow them to slink away unseen.

We won't see him again until the trial.

ICE training videos must involve equal parts IDF murders of Gazans and America's Funniest Home Videos (Bob's Version).

Holy crap.

This is the most damning video yet.

It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.

Murder.

As a Bears fan, I think Bienemy is their most expendable coach. RB coach is his best job. Just like Dick LeBeau, maybe the greatest defensive coordinator ever, was a shit head coach.

Hegseth is ready for his return to TV.

He can start by suiting up.

They don't show "interference" unless someone dies on Fox.

🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.

They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.

Stop the lies.

Durbin needs to fuck off completely. No need to wait for his term to be over. He's always sucked.

They over explained the dumbest shit but still left all the meat on the Joyce-Henry bone.

It's all right there for all of us to see. They lionize Ashli Babbitt and demonize the woman in Minneapolis. A rational, honest actor knows the real difference. MAGA only knows deference.

Alexander Back (Hennepin County Jail)

Alexander Steven Back, an ICE employee from Bloomington, MN was arrested in Nov 2025 for coercion of a minor. He attempted to meet up with what he thought was a 17-year-old girl for sex and was immediately arrested. He now faces federal charges.

Haitch loves a good immigrant joke, obviously. No wonder Santos was like, nah, you're gonna need a bigger bag to put up with this nonsense.

a man in a cowboy hat says " you 're gonna need all the luck you can get " while driving a car ALT: a man in a cowboy hat says " you 're gonna need all the luck you can get " while driving a car

At this rate, the Kennedy Center is going to have to settle for Mike Johnson fave Lee Greenwood and Tony Orlando concerts.