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alice, cowboy umarell

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does not look dissimilar to a moomin | canxnt/canwnt | whky | ottawa sports | pro wrestling (stardom + assorted joshi promotions, some AEW, my local indies) | @socialsuplexnl.bsky.socialโ€ฌ contributor

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this was so much fun ๐Ÿฉท

01.03.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all they have is cruelty. the love is the point

01.03.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
SYDNEY HOMECOMING - PROTOLOG TWO
YouTube video by โ€œProtostarโ€ Kyle Fletcher SYDNEY HOMECOMING - PROTOLOG TWO

new kyle fletcher protovlog of course he has a giant pink cat tree ๐Ÿ˜ญ

01.03.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
An architectural watercolor painting.

An architectural watercolor painting.

A watercolor painting of wrestler Adam Page.

A watercolor painting of wrestler Adam Page.

In light of the bigoted new anti-trans law in Kansas, Iโ€™m launching a charity auction to benefit Trans Continental Pipeline.

Iโ€™ll do a 12x16 watercolor painting of the auction winnerโ€™s choice. Wrestling, superhero, movie, wedding picture, pets, whatever you want!
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01.03.2026 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every year MLS has to have at least one self-defeating new idea.

01.03.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What If I Did Dookie Right Here? Listen to Tunnel Talk on RedCircle

NEW EP! We talk through Hangman and MJF and The Stip, Swerve's heel-turn logic, Thunder Rosa and Kris's weird thing they've got going on and then? And then? It's March and you know what that means! The Best Bods tournament (B2) starts this week!!! redcircle.com/shows/74d8fc...

01.03.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Want to know why women arenโ€™t watching menโ€™s hockey? I present exhibit one billion from last night :

On Hockey Night in Canada, Elliotte Friedman just said, regarding a player who doesn't want to be traded, "itโ€™s like dating, the more you hear 'no', the more attractive they are".

#nhl
#hockeybros

01.03.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
The meme with the nerd and the cool guy hitting on the lady at work but they are labeled as Kyle, Takeshita and Okada cucking angle and Miro cucking angle

The meme with the nerd and the cool guy hitting on the lady at work but they are labeled as Kyle, Takeshita and Okada cucking angle and Miro cucking angle

Narrow-casting so hard it will genuinely cost me followers. (Thank you Ariel)

01.03.2026 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this was extremely real to me

01.03.2026 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im vaguely amused that the rest of America who doesn't watch hockey regularly is being exposed to NHL players, i.e. mostly weird conservative white guys with personalities like dishwater

01.03.2026 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Canada once rejected Americaโ€™s aggressive, unlawful foreign policy. Today Mark Carney embraced it By endorsing preventive strikes on Iran during ongoing diplomacy, and after Washington itself shredded the previous agreement, we are embracing the very doctrine we used to reject, writes Lloyd Axwort...

Canada once rejected Americaโ€™s aggressive, unlawful foreign policy. Today Mark Carney embraced it #Opinion

28.02.2026 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Lloyd Axworthy, who wrote this opinion piece, ends with:

"In a world where preventive wars multiply and great powers act first and explain later, middle powers like Canada will someday wish they had defended the UN Charter when they still could."

28.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guess the leafs want me to say bad things about them however will I go on

(considering who the captains of both teams are either one losing is in itself a victory for me)

01.03.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every so often men's hockey reminds me why I stopped watching. Now there's a viable alternative here so only a seismic shift will change that. I'm making jokes, but in all seriousness I have too much self respect to cheer a team stepping on rakes so badly this year. That was just the final straw.

01.03.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shhhhhh I'm manifesting

01.03.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry but I'm in my hater era idk what to tell you

01.03.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will not say anything bad about the toronto maple leafs for 48 hours if they do this one thing for me I promise

01.03.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every month the United States provides even more reason to boycott its products and companies โ€” the strikes on Iran being just the latest.

In light of that, itโ€™s a great time to ditch the products and services of US tech companies. I made a comprehensive guide to help you.

28.02.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1047    ๐Ÿ” 484    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8850    ๐Ÿ” 3648    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 105

being outdone by toronto I'm SICK

01.03.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hangman Adam Page standing in the ring during a promo wearing his black fringed leather jacket. He has a tiny black cartoon cowboy hat photoshopped onto his head.

Hangman Adam Page standing in the ring during a promo wearing his black fringed leather jacket. He has a tiny black cartoon cowboy hat photoshopped onto his head.

I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 754

01.03.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Around this time you learn she didn't go to high school because she dropped out to become a wrestler and a lot of things start to make sense. Meanwhile Manami is learning things like how often the Olympics happen (she thought it was every year) and how to type "i" on a keyboard. I love them.

01.03.2026 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yurika Oka is 22 years old, has been a pro wrestler for 6 years, and believed white rice is mostly protein until the cameraman told her otherwise. Her diet is like 90% white rice. Later she learns meat has lots of protein. She practices riding her unicycle in her galley kitchen. I would die for her.

01.03.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sendai Girls has started this series documenting their road to doing their biggest show ever at the Nippon Budokan next year and it's just so endearing to watch. It really makes you root for them and hope they make it, and also all the rookies on the roster are so fucking dumb I love them so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ

01.03.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I suppose the way to find out is figure out who needs more points and hope for them to lose in OT but I don't care enough to find that out

01.03.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah right it's attendance not tickets sold, and that sucks! I wear headphones every game now bc the music is just too loud for me and also the fellow STHs behind us keep up a running commentary interspersed with shouting encouragement at individual players which gets pretty grating after a while ๐Ÿ˜ญ

28.02.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
้—˜ๅฟ—ใ‚’ๅ‡บใ›ใ€‚ๅฎน่ตฆใชใ็‰น่จ“ใฎ่ฃๅดใ€ๆญฆ้“้คจใธใฎ้“ Ep.11ใ€‘
YouTube video by ไป™ๅฅณ้ญ‚ / ๆ—ฅๆœฌๆญฆ้“้คจใธใฎ้“ ้—˜ๅฟ—ใ‚’ๅ‡บใ›ใ€‚ๅฎน่ตฆใชใ็‰น่จ“ใฎ่ฃๅดใ€ๆญฆ้“้คจใธใฎ้“ Ep.11ใ€‘

NEW SENJO DOCUMENTARY EPISODE JUST DROPPED ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

28.02.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's super cool that if you want even a brief distraction from the horrors of the world you can watch a hockey game on the same day as the US ordered the bombing of another country between two teams captained by men who were, mere days ago, personal guests of Donald Trump at the White House.

28.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if I have a coherent point here besides the pervasiveness of evil, total impunity, and lack of any meaningful consequences at all levels is enough to drive one to madness.

28.02.2026 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kellylee Evans singing the national anthem.

Kellylee Evans singing the national anthem.

Jyllissa Harris and some of her Rapid FC teammates in the stands at the Ottawa Charge game.

Jyllissa Harris and some of her Rapid FC teammates in the stands at the Ottawa Charge game.

Sรฉbastien and Dalia from the African Hockey Association during the puck drop.

Sรฉbastien and Dalia from the African Hockey Association during the puck drop.

Celebrating Black History with some community members ๐Ÿ™Œ

Thank you to Jyllissa Harris and some of her Rapid FC teammates, Sรฉbastien and Dalia from the African Hockey Association, and Juno-award winning singer-songwriter Kellylee Evans for joining us today!

28.02.2026 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0