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It’s 2026. The World Cup is in North America. The top flight league has so drastically cut its own media presence and has a fully paywalled broadcast that’s effectively made it invisible to casual soccer fans. Second tier league is openly trying to bust a union.

President’s bombing Iran and directing his private police force to round up people who look like they might be foreign in between bouts of literally shitting himself in the Oval Office.

USMNT is full of dudes that have a combination of intense media training and an utter lack of either empathy or even curiosity which renders them both boring and sterile when it comes to any sort of important issue facing the country.

In terms of meeting the moment, it’s difficult to see how things could be worse.

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They hate so much that they ended up with a user base that isn’t all shilling cryptocurrency and glazing each other for having Heterodox Ideas about the age of consent lol

absolutely love this for you

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

But just wait until Brady cures racism in Canada! ;)

OH GOD

I'm still riding the high of this realization btw

the game had been delayed by an hour so the crowd was reallllly getting tired and dreading the oncoming overtime and I've never experienced such beautiful mood whiplash in my life 😭

Hangman Adam Page in the ring. He has a tiny black cowboy hat photoshopped onto his head.

I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 758

Alexa Vasko on a scooter (wearing heels) smiling at the camera with the caption: Rolling into a playoff spot like…

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WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE GWYNETH PHILIPS 🤯🙌

I will say there is a definite element of like, cultural contempt/animus to the way bluesky's chud staff talk about their users. They wanna say slurs SOOOOOOOoooo bad

Gotta give this guy credit he cheered in good humour at the end while his Ottawa fan friend waved a Charge flag directly in front of his face lol

nevermind that fucking ruled we are so back

Fanuza Kadirova nets her 2nd of the game to put Ottawa up by one late in the 3rd! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #SEAvsOTT

FUZIE FUZIE FUZIE #PWHL #OttawaCharge

gwyneth philips also insane save in last few seconds they should give her the keys to the city or something

Shoutout to the cameraperson who got this sick shot. #PWHL #OttawaCharge

Every so often I wonder if I should feel bad about the Ottawa crowd heckling the refs so much and then I sit through this officiating and realize no I shouldn't and actually they should be heckled more for whatever the fuck I'm watching.

These refs are a fucking joke

no charge lead is ever safe unfortunately

a gun is no longer enough, give gwyneth philips an armada

this shit sucks man

i mean there’s literally an ICE detention center outside of el paso, i want y’all to think about why exactly a mainly latino population would possibly Not Chant FUCK Ice

I love whatever is wrong with you, Gwyneth Philips. #PWHL #OttawaCharge