alice, cowboy umarell

how am I only learning now that Gwyn Philips has a French Bulldog named Paris this is life changing information

Vita Poniatovskaia on the ice smiling at the camera.

Fanuza Kadirova mid celly during practice.

Our third annual Season Ticket Member open practice was a success! 🫶

Thank you to all the fans who came out today! We can always feel your support, day in and day out, and it shows extra on days like today!

Ottawa Charge player and staff on the ice during the open practice.

Ottawa Charge player taking a selfie with a girls hockey team during the open practice.

Our third annual Season Ticket Member open practice was a success! 🫶

Thank you to all the fans who came out today! We can always feel your support, day in and day out, and it shows extra on days like today!

a fun fact is that the next time you can see this team in action is tomorrow, when Team MacEwan (green) takes on Team McEwen (also green)

Hangman Adam Page standing in the ring during a promo wearing a black pearl snap. He has a tiny black cartoon cowboy hat photoshopped onto his head.

I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 755

this was so much fun 🩷

Fanuza Kadirova pulled this one out of the toolbox at open practice and it was DISGUSTING 🤯

Haven't seen as much chatter about this as I would have expected but if you watch the video below you can see the clip of Friedman at the end.

"The more someone tells you no the more attractive they get"

I fucking hate men's hockey culture so much.

this was so much fun 🩷

all they have is cruelty. the love is the point

YouTube video by “Protostar” Kyle Fletcher SYDNEY HOMECOMING - PROTOLOG TWO

new kyle fletcher protovlog of course he has a giant pink cat tree 😭

An architectural watercolor painting.

A watercolor painting of wrestler Adam Page.

In light of the bigoted new anti-trans law in Kansas, I’m launching a charity auction to benefit Trans Continental Pipeline.

I’ll do a 12x16 watercolor painting of the auction winner’s choice. Wrestling, superhero, movie, wedding picture, pets, whatever you want!
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Every year MLS has to have at least one self-defeating new idea.

What If I Did Dookie Right Here? Listen to Tunnel Talk on RedCircle

NEW EP! We talk through Hangman and MJF and The Stip, Swerve's heel-turn logic, Thunder Rosa and Kris's weird thing they've got going on and then? And then? It's March and you know what that means! The Best Bods tournament (B2) starts this week!!! redcircle.com/shows/74d8fc...

Want to know why women aren’t watching men’s hockey? I present exhibit one billion from last night :

On Hockey Night in Canada, Elliotte Friedman just said, regarding a player who doesn't want to be traded, "it’s like dating, the more you hear 'no', the more attractive they are".

#nhl
#hockeybros

The meme with the nerd and the cool guy hitting on the lady at work but they are labeled as Kyle, Takeshita and Okada cucking angle and Miro cucking angle

Narrow-casting so hard it will genuinely cost me followers. (Thank you Ariel)

this was extremely real to me

im vaguely amused that the rest of America who doesn't watch hockey regularly is being exposed to NHL players, i.e. mostly weird conservative white guys with personalities like dishwater

Canada once rejected America’s aggressive, unlawful foreign policy. Today Mark Carney embraced it By endorsing preventive strikes on Iran during ongoing diplomacy, and after Washington itself shredded the previous agreement, we are embracing the very doctrine we used to reject, writes Lloyd Axwort...

Canada once rejected America’s aggressive, unlawful foreign policy. Today Mark Carney embraced it #Opinion

Lloyd Axworthy, who wrote this opinion piece, ends with:

"In a world where preventive wars multiply and great powers act first and explain later, middle powers like Canada will someday wish they had defended the UN Charter when they still could."

guess the leafs want me to say bad things about them however will I go on

(considering who the captains of both teams are either one losing is in itself a victory for me)

Every so often men's hockey reminds me why I stopped watching. Now there's a viable alternative here so only a seismic shift will change that. I'm making jokes, but in all seriousness I have too much self respect to cheer a team stepping on rakes so badly this year. That was just the final straw.

shhhhhh I'm manifesting

sorry but I'm in my hater era idk what to tell you

i will not say anything bad about the toronto maple leafs for 48 hours if they do this one thing for me I promise

Every month the United States provides even more reason to boycott its products and companies — the strikes on Iran being just the latest.

In light of that, it’s a great time to ditch the products and services of US tech companies. I made a comprehensive guide to help you.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

being outdone by toronto I'm SICK

Hangman Adam Page standing in the ring during a promo wearing his black fringed leather jacket. He has a tiny black cartoon cowboy hat photoshopped onto his head.

I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 754

Around this time you learn she didn't go to high school because she dropped out to become a wrestler and a lot of things start to make sense. Meanwhile Manami is learning things like how often the Olympics happen (she thought it was every year) and how to type "i" on a keyboard. I love them.