Peter

Jag vill så gärna främja bluesky sen jag lämnade twitter men fick massor mer engagemang och diskussion på threads. Orkar inte vara på för många ställen. Varför ska jag överge threads för bluesky! Go!

Sverige har aldrig släppt in ett mål mot Kosovo tidigare. Nu har vi ett landslag som aldrig har haft så många upphåsade spelare i det och släppt in två mot Kosovo. Byt förbundskapten. 3-5-2 funkar ju uppenbarligen inte.

Otroligt bra!

Att duscha bort bajsklegg från sin valps rumpa kl 04.15, det är kärlek.

What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picassole

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the cupboard? SUPPLIES!

Det sjuka är att jag verkar ha växt ifrån bakfyllor. Jag kan knappt minnas senast jag var bakfull. Trött? Absolut, men illamåendet? Huvudvärken? Inte alls.

- cheer up, it could be worse. You could be stuck in a deep hole filled with water.
- i know you mean well

Fact, even if you put socks and shoes on a bear he will still have bear feet

A mexican magician said he could disappear before he could count to three. He got prepared and -Uno, dos, poof! He vanished without a tress

So basically samma skrot och korn?

To determine the sex of an ant you put it in a cup of water. If it sinks its girl ant. If it floats its boyant.

I wish I had a Delorean so I could take a drive from time to time

Is ”buttcheeks” all in one word or should I spread them apart?

Why does a frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast? Because its un oeuf

I wanted to post a joke about sodium but Na, noone will get it

Why do bee’s stay in their hives for winter?
S’warm

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe

Pls stop, dont let this buffoon do this. Let him put the tariffs on, counter with 50% on both goods and services. He will counter again. Then use ACI and drop all bonds. The trade war would last a month tops.

My dog Minton just ate my shuttlecock. Bad Minton!

A man just threw some milk, butter and cheese at me. How dairy!

- terrible news love. Out neighbor died.
- who Ray?
- I dont think cheering is appropriate

- whats your favorite month?
- july
- why july?
-i didnt lie?

RIP boiled water, you will be mist

I only know 25 letters in the alphabet. I dont know y

Amal and Juan are identical twins but theres no need to see them both, if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal

I wasnt that hungry so I just ate a kids meal at McDs.

The kids mum was livid!

- I think someone is possessed by an owl
- Who?

Whats the difference between a camera and a sock? A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.

A dragon would never explode but a dino might 🤷‍♂️