if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
29.04.2025 15:42 โ ๐ 3970 ๐ 359 ๐ฌ 174 ๐ 14if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
29.04.2025 15:42 โ ๐ 3970 ๐ 359 ๐ฌ 174 ๐ 14*slaps roof of skull* yeah actually this brain can't hold that many songs. the last entry was the fame monster (2009)
07.04.2025 21:58 โ ๐ 1810 ๐ 95 ๐ฌ 39 ๐ 5#severance #adamscott
06.04.2025 15:27 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This is very cool that ODESZA did this.
#severance
open.spotify.com/album/7bNj7h...
I like Avowed a lot but I'm having a really hard time enjoying anything these days. โน๏ธ
12.03.2025 04:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me and my fiancee are in a fight because she thinks disease is the best new lady gaga song when it's obviously abracadabra
11.03.2025 04:04 โ ๐ 1426 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 106 ๐ 12When the time comes I will make room in the kitchen for this ๐ฏ
12.03.2025 04:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A photo of two cats, Mjolnir - a tortoiseshell, and Gabe - a tabby, cuddled together cheek-to-cheek.
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! ๐งต
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated ๐
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
12.03.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 73298 ๐ 13938 ๐ฌ 1770 ๐ 440โฆ
12.03.2025 02:29 โ ๐ 54176 ๐ 10854 ๐ฌ 816 ๐ 697Is lady gaga on here yet
11.03.2025 04:20 โ ๐ 969 ๐ 24 ๐ฌ 30 ๐ 4I'm gonna miss you so much, big guy.
06.03.2025 03:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
04.02.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 44544 ๐ 6935 ๐ฌ 570 ๐ 209they deactivated Decay Augmentation fr how the hell is my sorceror supposed to take everyone to pound town
05.02.2025 03:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am going to become the joe rogan of the theft. I'm going to start stealing things from the lowest shelf at the grocery store
04.02.2025 21:46 โ ๐ 1476 ๐ 39 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 3Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
03.02.2025 04:29 โ ๐ 38254 ๐ 6203 ๐ฌ 574 ๐ 204I long for the acceptance phase of grief where I can go a single day without crying about my cat.
31.01.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
26.01.2025 07:48 โ ๐ 16798 ๐ 1883 ๐ฌ 300 ๐ 92Decades of confirmation hearings where women testify to abuse and sexual violence, only for the men in question to rise to higher positions of power, is a perfect encapsulation of why more victims donโt come forward.
25.01.2025 17:21 โ ๐ 9620 ๐ 2195 ๐ฌ 157 ๐ 89It's time
25.01.2025 02:00 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This list was a struggle for me. Diablo 2, Champions: Return to Arms, Resident Evil 2, Uncharted....I could go on with the honorable mentions. ๐
23.01.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
10. Unreal Championship 2
9. The Last Remnant
8. Persona 3
7. Detroit Become Human
6. Borderlands 2
5. Cyberpunk 2077
4. Dragon Age Origins
3. Baldur's Gate 3
2. Mass Effect [all of em can't choose]
1. Resident Evil 4
just bought these. to mock our soldiers
19.01.2025 15:10 โ ๐ 9054 ๐ 721 ๐ฌ 155 ๐ 23oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
19.01.2025 15:28 โ ๐ 43778 ๐ 4352 ๐ฌ 748 ๐ 346Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
19.01.2025 07:00 โ ๐ 30511 ๐ 3557 ๐ฌ 538 ๐ 265IM STILL LAUGHING ABOUT THIS LMAOOOOO
17.01.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There are two kinds of people. The kind that don't like david lynch movies because they don't make sense and the kind that fucking love david lynch movies because they don't make sense
17.01.2025 01:18 โ ๐ 1422 ๐ 140 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 20David Lynch, Visionary Director of โTwin Peaksโ and โBlue Velvet,โ Dies at 78 variety.com/2025/film/ne...
16.01.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 1821 ๐ 650 ๐ฌ 50 ๐ 504