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Robert Baker

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I like to wear shorts over here, too

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I love that “one game playoff for the wild card game” is a central plot point for “Little Big League”

08.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .

One of my “odd hills to die on” is that if you’re buying a Yankees jersey (or any jersey really) that doesn’t have a name on the back and you get a name on the back…

08.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

1995 was the first year with the Division Series and the wild card as well!

And you’ll laugh at who the first ever wild card was

08.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dammit Blue Jays

08.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone needs to storm the booth and tell Adam Amin it was Bill Pullman, not Bill Paxton, who was the president in Independence Day

08.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well at least this a blowout that is just pissing me off instead of triggering crippling anxiety

08.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Guardians beat the Tigers by employing offspeed pitches to keep the hitters off balance.

Everything the Mariners are doing is affected by offspeed pitches.

The Tigers just refuse to adjust.

08.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was just about to send this to you!!

08.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They only get 9 innings, not 35

08.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tbf until the past 5-6 years it hasn’t been useful for much re: business other than “white people like money” and “everyone who has ever made money playing golf the last 20 years owes Tiger Woods half their earnings”

08.10.2025 00:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jack is overthrowing

08.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Soul Nate tweet about Mr. Brightside

Soul Nate tweet about Mr. Brightside

08.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well…it wasn’t caught…

…but it also wasn’t tipped

07.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amos Alonzo Stagg was alive for both the assassination of Abraham Lincoln and the assassination if John F Kennedy.

07.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Adam went to Valpo, he knows that.

07.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay, Jack!!

07.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, I remember watching College Tom Brady and thinking “yeah, he’ll be a pro, might start for a couple years” but the ceiling was, like, Neil O’Donnell.

07.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“yeah when im seeing the ball well I feel like I can put it on a rocket to the fucking sun”

07.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got my fantasy league to change its rules because of this

07.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does she like trains and large percussion instruments?

07.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that's awesome!

When i did it in 20[redacted] i was first to hit because of my name and i did the kick-swing the beaters typically use, i pulled it off (aside from my near death experience) but yeah, lots of people don't realize how close you need to get

07.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so damn annoying that Michigan, Ohio State, and Notre Dame all have awesome band entrances (and makes me even more annoyed Purdue changed theirs the year after I got there)

07.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My most basic answer is White Out, but I’m gonna get personal on this one:

For Senior day, every senior in the Purdue “All-American” Marching Band gets to hit the World’s Largest Drum.

When I did it, the beater almost recoiled into my face. And I think I jumped about 3’ high to do it.

07.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yesterday was the day my daughter was cruising into being ready almost 10 minutes early and so she decided she needed to find the necklace her friend gave her and we spent that whole buffer time looking for it. It was hidden in a damn happy meal toy.

There are no words. Or socks.

07.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

down the street from our neighborhood was someone that grew a bunch of sweet corn to sell, they grassed it over this year because they only ever grew corn and i suspect their ground was a mess.

07.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ryan Browne's 2025 Purdue stats

Ryan Browne's 2025 Purdue stats

Gio Lopez's 2025 UNC stats

Gio Lopez's 2025 UNC stats

cackling. absolutely cackling.

07.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I realize there's no reason to actually do this, but also I realize that if he were ever cut, the Colts would snap him up the same week and he'd become even dumber

07.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jag has been drinking blue Powerade. That’s why the tongue is the way it is

07.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

True. And the tigers have come a long way since Bobby Seay and Brandon Lyon and Jose Valverde

07.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tradesies?

07.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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