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@crypticthembo.bsky.social

🔞MDNI || Chill & Boosting Acc. 🖤Caligo Cypher🖤 [30 | Agender||They, Them, Whatevz]

1,305 Followers  |  270 Following  |  105 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2024  |  1.6203

Latest posts by crypticthembo.bsky.social on Bluesky

Need pink yarn.
Will obtain tomorrow cause it's cold and I don't wanna walk.
Four is the number of braids I did before I realized the pink was missing from my color mix and my braids weren't coming out the way I was envisioning as a result.

11.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How much of my hair can I braid before I fall asleep.
Let's find out cause I'm ✨sick of this fucking wig✨

11.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A nude selfie of Dai standing in their colorful pink themed, dimly lit room holding a slim black phone infront their face. They’re beside a shiny gold stripper pole, shiny from baby oil and posing with their left hand over their heart.

A nude selfie of Dai standing in their colorful pink themed, dimly lit room holding a slim black phone infront their face. They’re beside a shiny gold stripper pole, shiny from baby oil and posing with their left hand over their heart.

Another nude selfie of Dai in the same pose with their left hand resting on top their head

Another nude selfie of Dai in the same pose with their left hand resting on top their head

I miss my old room, it was so cute boohoo 💔
happy #toplesstuesday #brownnipples #areperfect #hairypits #happyBHM

11.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 127    🔁 53    💬 6    📌 3

Fingers crossed I hear back about this new part-time job that pays me more and gives me back time for other stuff

10.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna start a new MA goal cause I'm definitely about to be out of a job and I need money to stay housed

10.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wishing ya a speedy recovery.

10.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My current job is trying to push out all the people like me who work with the gig app I work through and the benefits of working for the company are non-existent so I'm probably gonna be out of a job soon and I'm panicking a lil actually.

10.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An 1/8 is $23 if anyone has thaaattt to share with me :]]]]]]]] I’d offer content as a trade bt in the years I’ve been doing sexwork no one has ever taken me up on that sale. I do have tb Valentine’s Day pics I can post to the tl if a direct sale isn’t in your interest bt you like my posts??

10.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 17    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0

Ugh my stomach fucking hurts and I feel like shit.
But still two and a half hours of this shift to go.

Please let me fall into the void.

09.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is my shit posting alt now btw

09.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes it's time to make an alt for no reason other than because I have 1.3K Followers that I can't clean and I hate that actually and I'd like there to be less people and things.

I'll keep this for boosting MA posts and such though. But like...yea I want a fresh vibes and heaux shit space.

09.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Home. Stoned. Bout to make myself cum, as a treat. I've been a hard working kitty you know. ✨😌✨

08.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh it is #sexworkersaturday ain't it? I forgot cause I was at work all day.
You lot better have tipped some hotties or you suck in the bad way.

08.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Okay but no.
Where are people coming from and why are they following me?
This must be related to a starter pack I'm in or something cause for why?

08.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I wanna do some more heaux crafting. I require money for crafting supplies. Kitten wants to make a new knit microkini and maybe some cute chain accessories.

You totally want that right
😇

07.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Just brought a pair of wireless headphones only to get home and open them and OH WAIT AINT SHIT IN THIS FUCKING BOX BUT A CHARGER.

The fuck dude.

07.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still need $810 to attempt to stay sheltered in less than 10 hours
I’ve been screaming from inside a fish bowl
Idk what exactly I’m meant to do to make yall care about homelessness

linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #FundSky #MutualAidVoid #PWD 💸💕 🏳️‍⚧️💸 #MARequest

06.02.2026 08:25 — 👍 12    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 6

Ya gotta try to eat a lil something even if it's not a lot. ✨🫂✨

06.02.2026 09:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A lot of people think they want to fuck me.
They don't though.
They are not ready to put in that level of work.

06.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

things my partner & I need help w as a homeless disabled couple today: 🫶💕

housing: $0/75

laundry: $10/20

cashapp: $freakingbabygirl

05.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 23    🔁 24    💬 2    📌 9

Oh holy shit the way I just laughed myself into a coughing fit.
😭

06.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm getting too stressed out so Imma stop giving a fuck and do insane hot cryptid shit instead.

😇

05.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like I just wanna know who stole my shit.

03.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm not going to work today because my phone was never found and they do not have a satisfactory answer for me and I am gonna crash TF out if I have to deal with that today so I simply... won't.

03.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lol. Lmao even.
My phone has disappeared at my job and I'm trying not to crash TF out behind it

03.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I'm in such a bad fucking mood now. 🙃

01.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if anyone can help please do. i'm not sure what we're going to do or what's gonna happen.

cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress

#helpsky #fundsky #urgent #housingcrisis #mutualaid #swmutualaid #helpfolkslive #eviction #rent #marequest

01.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 26    🔁 39    💬 6    📌 3

i bought what i could for the month from my list, any other help is massively appreciated since it’s just completely impossible to afford everything and i’m all maxed out in debt.

i’m so sorry to ask but it would really mean and help a lot, thank you in advance and for sharing 🤍🙏

31.01.2026 18:53 — 👍 10    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 1

Doing some minor business (panty selling) and had a dude ask how he'd go about getting them and my brain immediately went

"What like I'm geocaching my panties for added challenge?"

And now I want to geocache my panties for the extra challenge.

28.01.2026 13:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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