keeks❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈

clenched my jaw so hard my dentist is recommending Botox

that’s right.

I’ll say it again. What makes this platform different is that it’s moderated. And, The Terms of Service are enforced. Bluesky is not like Twitter

The world needs a platform where people who disagree can have a real discussion.

I am a firm believer that U-Haul should be held accountable for the fact that neo n*zi groups almost ALWAYS use a U-Haul for transportation

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

This is an impeachable offense.

Speaking of healthcare. Let's make @bsky.app the platform that fights misinformation. Some great follows are @drsusanoliver.bsky.social @jsm2334.bsky.social @therealtruther.bsky.social

Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home

The hawk tuah girl turning into a crypto scammer is peak 2024 story arc that I didn’t have on my bingo card

pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

I hope Kendrick Lamar and Megan Thee Stallion are having a great morning.

Happy Thanksgiving

kind of obsessed

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

Suing spotify for some made up thing and not because they pay artists like .00003 cents per stream is such a drake move

i love you bisexual people in my phone

What We Do In The Shadows.

I heard there was a secret chord
Made Drake so mad
He went to court

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Stop gatekeeping… casual gamers are just as valid

need a thanksgiving-themed heist movie that involves smuggling diamonds inside a turkey

if i was Drake i would simply stop doing things for Kendrick to mock

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

In a response several hours after the news broke, a UMG rep told Variety: “The suggestion that UMG would do anything to undermine any of its artists is offensive and untrue. We employ the highest ethical practices in our marketing and promotional campaigns. No amount of contrived and absurd legal arguments in this pre-action submission can mask the fact that fans choose the music they want to hear.“

UMG, which distributes Drake's music, made a statement:

"No amount of contrived and absurd legal arguments in this pre-action submission can mask the fact that fans choose the music they want to hear." variety.com/2024/music/n...

Simply. Fuck cancer.

You are not "bad," "weak," or "stupid" for struggling or experiencing symptoms.

Don't get in your head about experiencing symptoms. Refocus, again & again (& again), on responding to your symptoms w/ patience, compassion, & skill.

This is recovery.

Fuck Tory, fuck Kelsey