🗿Ace👺 @ RE9uiem

Three times if you count Nirvana Initiative (ZTD but good)

I can't believe I bought Zero Time Dilemma twice.

I am genuinely actually too fucking stressed to be at work right now, and literally no one who could help me make an action plan or otherwise reassure me is awake yet. This fucking sucks. I'm gonna explode.

and also my car is absolutely stacked to the gills with my girlfriend's stuff cuz im helping her move and we didn't feel like unloading last night. so. great timing. for this.

i love working at the ass crack of dawn such that when the time change happens i go from heading to work in the light to it still being pitch black for quite a while after i arrive at work and also it's so early that no one is up for me to call when my car starts having crazy trouble on the way. yay

Leon killing a possessed suit of armor: “heh, nightly night knights” Leon: Ashley!! Did you hear why I said?! Ashley: I heard it, Leon

Ashley: SHOOT HIM, LEON!! Leon: I don’t have any guns Ashley: WHAT SO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE ANY GUNS?!! WHAT’S IN THAT BIG STUPID BRIEFCASW?!! Leon, grimacing: … Earlier: Leon is seen chucking all his guns in order to fit a big fish

Ganado: ¿que carajo estas haciendo aqui? Leon, thinking: oh man, I knew high school Spanish would come in handy one day!! Leon: ¿donde estas the president’s daughter?

Leon: look, I know you’re upset it took me so long to save you, but lemme show you something cool Leon presents a tiny Leon keychain Ashley glares at it, she is not impressed

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

RE9 comic Grace: so how many kids do you have? Leon: what makes you think I have kids? Grace: o-oh I just figured from all the lame dad jokes you make the speech bubble stabs Leon thru the heart

GET HIS ASS, GRACE #re9

little beepo’s misrey is increasing

Emma
マチエール
pokemon

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

tough puppy

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AND IT'S THE LENGTH OF A FUCKING DOUBLE-ALBUM!!! now if only there were some fucking way for non-japanese to listen to the entire second half of magic lantern (making it ALSO a double album....)....

20. 二人称 by ヨルシカ (Second-Person by Yorushika)

My favorite era of Yorushika will always be the DakaBoku era, with the first two mini-albums and DakaBoku itself. Maybe toss in Elma. But man. This album is the best they've put out in years. And I love all they've done! They're one of my all-time favs.

YouTube video by TheCoberto INSANE Jumpscare in Scooby Doo Game

Holy shit. This exact jumpscare traumatized me as a child. This is the moment I think about when I wonder why shit in fiction doesn't really scare me anymore (reverse-traumatized?). But I only ever saw it the once. Haven't seen it in like 20 years. But now it appears. Neat.

youtu.be/Ta2J-6D682c?...

a small taste of that rant:

19. F1 The Movie

definitely the worst of the three racing movies ive seen this year. i went on a whole rant about it in my Oscars Betting group chat, but it's too much to write here. just know it's possibly the worst "competently-made" movie i have ever seen. absolutely soulless. sauceless. awful.

nice tatts

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"Oh also we revealed a couple weeks ago that we're all part of a global pedophilia ring. We are not going to do anything with this new information. Please pay your taxes"

"We could easily fix this by taxing like six people but we won't lol"

The current American economy like "Gas prices? Up. Tech prices? Up. Food prices? Oh buddy you better believe they're up too. Also weve funneled a trillion dollars into a tech nobody likes and we're burning 1 Billion a day on war. By the way have you considered developing a gambling habit."

too much

NL: “Chat watch me rob this manchild.”

Travis: “FUCK YOU!”

XRA: “Twitch Chat? Which Chat? We are the only ones here, Mr Streamer! Though that begs the conundrum, who is really streaming here? Is it You? Is it Us? My pants? Tough call. I’ll call… Your mother!”

Alyx: *tired* “I’ll fold.”