Ms. Moneypenny, the OG

Your secret is safe with me as long as it’s boring

I think…I think I’m gonna stop believin’ now.

Christmas should be cheaper this year now that everyone is mad at each other

Some of my favorite (funniest, kindest, most interesting) people I know here have the smallest followings, and I think if you don't look for those people you miss out on so much of the good. Self promotion can become an unnoticed constant both in work and online lives, and hey- you do you. (1/4)

Following anyone who looks vaguely familiar. Like a lost child at the state fair

Every generation looks back at their childhood and believes they grew up in the best era.

I think that's probably over.

We’re going to put X to bed. We must like and “repost”. hit this message, hit “repost” and follow everyone on the repost list. Easy Now no limit. Check your own following list and refollow everyone. What counts is
refollow everyone & keep reposting. We stay together, a team Hit “repost” & GO!

The recipe for a good social media app isn't hard if you understand that people simply yearn to read and write sentences without angry guys yelling slurs at them

hey jake paul i know an even older guy you should meet

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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you

This morning Jake Paul challenged Joe Biden to a match.

This morning Joe Biden challenged Mike Tyson to a boxing match

Three words: difficult to watch. 🥹

I just hope Charlize Theron had a good time

Relationship status: Just got Netflix so I can watch Iron Mike massacre that loser.

Okay but we probably did start the fire

Zorro and Bandit are ready to fight crime

Elon Musk sounds like a drug store cologne that guys who still drive a Camaro would wear.

Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems.

I fully support a woman’s right to not give a fuck what I think.

It’s likely history will keep repeating itself until we listen.

I truly appreciate people using the same avi here that they used for Twitter.

Maybe if all 50 states legalized marijuana, we would all be handling this better.

*rides into Bluesky on one of those old timey tricycles with the huge front wheel*

"I don't understand what's happening here"

it’s so annoying when Europeans act like Americans are stupid because we don’t know European history. Actually we’re stupid because we don’t know American history

If there is a god, Tyson will bite off both of his ears