Tunte Hilde <they/she/he>

Feeling fresh in this spring weather

Basking in the sun

Baby got Bach. Just call me the callipygian countertenor.

In other news: this is the last pair of pants I have that my ass hasn’t torn through

Bach really be like “here let me just ram my dick down your throat to open it wide enough for these notes”

The asscrack of dawn? Nah, I think we’re still in the colon; nevertheless, I’m still very ready for my first trip out of the EU since 2019 and equally ready to kick this audition in the teeth

Come step into my boudoir

Like mother like daughter. Thank goddess I teach online and this is off screen 😅

I got all the feral smooches and hugs you want right here in Leipzig 😘😘😘😘😘

We have leaked correspondence from anti-trans lobbying groups where they say they’re using sports as the wedge issue because everything else failed and there are liberals still taking the arguments at face value.

What a gift for my feed 😻

This little imp was so excited that I’m home from tour for a few days that she peed on me in my sleep. I said “listen, I’m not opposed to trying water sports, but at least let me break out the rubber sheets first.”

Thank you! It’s a daily occurrence now 😅

Burnt out bisexual performance artists and cottage core lesbians are also here for the guten-free morgen.

Bored in online meetings and taking surreptitious photos under the desk. Trying to take the pic and still maintain the illusion of attention and normalcy is a challenge, and kinda hot 😈

No need to apologize ;)

Don’t worry, he fell out again after we started moving… along with my friend’s couch

🤤🤤🤤

Gotta be careful, though. I was so relaxed, I accidentally swallowed the cop administering the search

Everyone’s been gnashing after mama’s teat all day and mama just needs a drink

let’s just say I brought a lot of molly and had a thorough cavity search

I bought this dress over the summer and the store clerk told me “but purple’s a Fall color,” and I said “I’m wearing it for the fall of the patriarchy.”

High out of my mind or fucked out of my mind? Who knows?

What a hottie 🔥🔥