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Recovering attorney. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Canโ€™t wait until 2026 midterms. ืขึทื ื™ึดืฉึฐื‚ืจึธืึตืœ ื—ึทื™

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Why donโ€™t you google this, dipshit.

24.08.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the name "Gulf of Mexico" has been in use since the 1550s, derived from Mexica, the Nahuatl term for the Aztecs. The name was internationally recognizedโ€ฆuntil dufus changed it in his head.

13.08.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Breaking news.

Jobs report for August 2025โ€ฆ. -1.

02.08.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t like my blood pressure so I fired my doctor.

02.08.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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22.06.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tim, you should rephrase to say โ€œat this extraordinarily dangerous moment, please pause to remember that a weekend talk show host who recently lied about his drinking problem is running the military.โ€œ

13.06.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In case your dog needs a โ€œbelly rubโ€ on the UWS. (I hope itโ€™s for the dog?)

11.06.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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31.05.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every day Trump seems to destroy somethingโ€ฆforeign aid, universities, NPR, and the lives of 100,000 federal employees he fired on a whim, not to mention the tariffs and first downgrade of the US credit rating in history.

I cannot think of one thing he has done to improve a single personโ€™s life.

28.05.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Simply stated, he is a sick fuโ‚ฌk who is destroying our country.

24.05.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“ŒThe Cabinet of the United States of America is a collection of the worst, most incompetent morons in history, and we are supposed to just suffer through it as if it was just another cloudy day.

23.05.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14455    ๐Ÿ” 4064    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 996    ๐Ÿ“Œ 349

โ€œI demand a second opinion.โ€

โ€œOkโ€ฆyouโ€™re really fat.โ€

23.05.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And thanks for including me. ๐Ÿ’™

19.05.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s just such a disgusting slug.

19.05.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.05.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You forgot flatulent.

10.05.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trumpโ€™s definition of due process is having your boarding pass scanned at the gate.

10.05.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone checked the immigration status of the employees at Mar-a-Lago or any of Trumpโ€˜s golf courses?

๏ฟผ#homelandsecurity

07.05.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pakistan and India definitely would not be on the brink of war if Trump were president.

Oh yeahโ€ฆ๐Ÿ™„

07.05.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have seen this movie. The sequel is always worse.

03.05.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The two worst presidents in US history:

Trump 2017-2020
Trump 2024-canโ€™t end soon enough.

01.05.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, my life is certainly better without pennies or paper strawsโ€ฆ

29.04.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see what you did there, Chris.

28.04.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are out of your element. The first amendment doesnโ€™t govern counselโ€™s behavior. There is a pesky little thing called the Code of a Professional Conduct.

Kinda like the 1st amend. doesnโ€™t permit your doctor to disclose if you have an STD.

And just like that you are blocked โ€ฆtouchรฉ.

27.04.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I start off pretending I am folding it. Then end up rolling it into a neat ball.

27.04.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would have much preferred not to be saying โ€œwe told you soโ€ every day.

26.04.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi should be disbarred.

26.04.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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