smol ouppy.,..

do y'all think abraham lincoln woulda fucked with puppygirls?!

"wow you're such a cute little puppy aren't you?"

yeah i'm such a dog that i'd probably chase after a tennis ball if someone threw it on a busy road and proceed to get hit by a car i think.,..

>~<.,.sillyyyy

i love my guitar

That doesn't look like a frog

nah

I'M GOING TO BUST. I LITERALLY HAVE THE HOTTEST FRIEND IN THE UNIVERSE😫😫😫😫😫😫💦

birthday happy

A crow saying I left you a shiny things plz respond

Neurodivergent friendship is just sending each other oddly specific things related to each other's hyperfixation or sharing the last shiny cool random fact you collected.

I grew 2 inches since this post and I am now 6'7"

Reminder that fascist pigs aren't untouchable

They have names, addresses

They feel fear

They aren't bulletproof

inventing someone who doesn't exist: tgirl who passes in the eyes of everyone except herself who is a bottom that acts like a top and has a kink for being overpowered

I'm 9'11"

I'm literally 6'5" and no one can tell me otherwise

No

What he's doing is very Final, but also very Fantasy... 💔🥀

@glitzychu.bsky.social infamous-core

I ai generated a wife

She flirts by going "I'm sorry, this breaks website policies!"

I spend so much money talking to her so she can forget everything I say after 5 minutes <3

"no way, a shrimp fried this rice?!"

yeah... that's what the wok left wants you to think..

Did this ever get fixed for you? It's happening for me :(

how come my autism isn’t fun like it is on tv

babe wake up... fartmania is on sale

i hate work it should be illegal i should be allowed to stay home and be pretty and make money doing nothing

no tf it hasn't

i'm so bored i could eat a rock #girldinner

*lays an egg*

Workplaces be like: "We're like a big family, everything is for the team!"

Like okay bitch!? If we're gonna act all cheery and shit like that then why don't you give me a fucking pay rise?

Thank you cockremover