Haz

horrible day at work and i’m being forced to start at 7am tomorrow. thanks for considering my wellbeing i guess

[semi joking because I need my car but I’ve fucked right up at work so needed something to convey how I feel at this moment in time]

This morning feels like a morning to crash my car into a bridge, watch and let it burn

I wonder if in a furry universe there would be a squawk code specifically for someone busting a fat nut on the plane

So guess who's car broke down at the weekend again...2 hours from home with no way of fixing it.
👉 This guy 👈
Emergency commissions are open to try make up the costs that got my car home.
All types open.
Any RTs are appreciated ❤️

jealous you’re going to Kissing tbh

All slang words for cum are a total turn off. Just call it the accepted word, not everything needs a million different words

myself in my fursuit, wearing a white t-shirt with a glitchy design and little funny guys on it and a colourful hoodie, with cargo pants, surrounded by large oversized fashion-related items (a thread, large knee high platform boot, measuring tape, button, etc.) I am holding one of the oversized buttons in my fursuit mouth, pretending to bite down on it.

Everything is edible when you’re not a coward

#FursuitFriday

📸 @confuzzled.org.uk Studio Team
✂️ @cassiuscrafts.com

Ever since I met you my life has been so much more positive, you’ve given me experiences I wouldn’t have dreamed of having and I love having you around

Happy squeaky birthday!

Respectfully or disrespectfully

artists:

left - @kiyonescarlet.bsky.social
right - @booshieboo.bsky.social

buckshot, a werewolf who has many shades of brown fur and a shiny metal nose ring and black ear stretcher in his left ear, wearing a hat which says “big bad wolf” and sticking his tongue out at you. he has beads of sweat dripping off him

buckshot giving you a wide grin, showing off his front metal teeth

happy #InternationalWolfDay everyone please look at this wolf thank you

Absolutely beautiful set of pieces, love how colourful they are

i’m feeling so fucking good after Animalz

I’ve been to OUT ANSWERS, such a beautiful place

Who’s said that now

am I aromantic or do I have no rizz

Never forget the Belzona 9111 cleaner degreaser!

“never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm”

Joke’s on you, I feel the same way about my life now as I did before 9pm and I feel like my life is horrible and unfulfilling so what are you gonna do about that huh

myself in my fursuit wearing a green hoodie over a black t-shirt with the CFz 2022 design and light blue jeans on the dance floor at CFz. there are lots of various bright and/or colourful lights in the background and the image has circular motion blur also the caption is a messed up version of “how it feels to chew 5 gum”, a very old advert for chewing gum which became a meme idk i felt the need to explain it

How it gums to chew 5 feels.

#FursuitFriday

📸 @vay.gay
✂️ @cassiuscrafts.com
📍 CFz 2025

wooooof you’re so hot

i’m curious, do you wear a face mask under your dog face to get that grin? :o

hey, I hope you’re doing better now

I just burst out laughing in this bar right now because of Raul

Guys in their mid-to-late-30s-yaoi is underrated

Yvan eht nioj

a black trainer floating in the Thames

Current mood: Thames shoe

So does the error mean the map is goop?

a screenshot of a youtube video where someone is picking up vegetables cooked in a sauce with chopsticks in a bento box meal served on a train. the caption reads “Beneath the braised pork is where lies the preserved vegetables”

Roses are red,
Violets are edible

“Bored of your current casino?”

Bold of you to assume I even have one, YouTube advertisement