Lisa Marie

The juxtaposition of don't tread on me state issued license plates and leaving $100 flip-flops at the base of the stairs to a public beach on the honor system is hilarious to probably just me.

Also just throwing this into the ether to see what happens: if anyone has a connection for a sublet, or swap with new orleans, on the gulf coast, hmu. I, uh, need to be closer to water for a minute. For my agonies. Dates flexible.

Bad pop country should be outlawed from being made as not art, it should further be banned from play but there should be special sanctions for playing it on speakers at the beach. Playing music should be banned at the beach but I'm not queen of the world yet.

For the same $6 trillion cost, you could crush child poverty with a child allowance and free childcare, fix unemployment insurance, do paid family, sick & medical leave, massively boost ACA subsidies, and eliminate child uninsurance with Medicare for Kids.

Also I remember reading 17 magazine in the 90s and beautiful Midwestern girls being passed on by modeling scouts in mall open calls for being too tan and I'm not advocating for modeling but girls, sun damage is forever, STOP TANNING.

I have ended up at 30A beach on the first day of spring break and it's a fun game of spot the Greek letters.

"oh that's a cute owl towel....for chi omega..."

Also spot the interesting ways we spell y ending names monograms game.

Redneck or European sort of answers itself.

A map of the current boil advisory in New Orleans; it's a big blocky red shape that looks vaguely like the shoes in the next pic.

The big shoe dance scene in Pee Wee's Big Adventure; it's a still of the scene where he's dancing on the bar, focused just on his lower legs and the shoes, and he's on tippy toe.

I'm in Florida right now & every time people tell me about NO that I can't make it CA I now wanna be like "okay but can we make our infrastructure projects FL or even MS? bc we're being outpaced by even those folks, judging by public works signage." So don't tell me I'm asking for too much.

I know we all joke about New Orleans infrastructure bc otherwise we'd despair but dead ass everyone in city government should be held accountable until an important metro has reliable water service & it should be a national story & not a punchline. Like it's *wholly* unacceptable.

This is all prisons. Ask me how carefully I dress as a woman when I go to teach. Anything that strikes you as inhumane or hellish about ICE detention they already do in “regular” prisons.

This is how we fight fascism.
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I stg I'm the opposite of this meme. I really did need a vacation. I've been doing the therapy. Like...so much. I truly fucking needed a vaaaccattiionnn. 🙏 to finally taking one.

Thanks, y'all. I appreciate, and return, the excellent vibes.

A public frosted brownie served on a paper towel with fresh raspberries atop it.

I made that cake from the start of the great British bake off.

Lol no I didn't. It's store bought Publix brownie with icing and fresh raspberries on top. And I'd give to any of those British...judges and dare them not to say this is at least as good.

It's so awful when they care about you. Gross.

So figured you want to know instead of not was my point. (listen...see previous posts.)

I know! I thought about that! I hated telling you and was just coming to delete it but I'm gonna be so proud of you 😭

Oh good to know. Bc I can't figure out good weekend trips out of NO I'm always considering random options. I'm bougie enough (& childless enough) to be on a quieter stretch but i couldn't bare that being by whole vacation, 1 day was enough. I'm not gonna apologize for being an asshole bc I'm right.

When the woo shit I've been doing said be more vulnerable they just really wanted to hammer the lesson home. Which is fair, subtlety does not work on me.

A picture of a hole of safari themed blacklight mini golf played in sandestin Florida featuring a jaguar.

Florida panhandle is such a weird place and things are also being so ridiculously aligned I'm just going with it.

Anyway, play 27 holes of blacklight mini golf and then skee ball after shopping at the bougie mall.

When you accidentally text your friends instead of your boyfriend and they know you're a stupid idiot about a boy 🤷🏻‍♀️ and ick. And 😍. Idk.

Why not? Today I went eating and shopping and sipping and more shopping and eating and sipping having fun and going blacklight mini golf...It was such a good day.

Omfffggg my urban raised and walkable city living heart cannot BARE sandestin sprawl. I hate driving here soooo much. I hate that this all exists this way ugh it makes my skin crawl. And I had such a fun day at the stops but I between is ick.

Uhhh @anthropologal.bsky.social, you got breaking news?

I just learned Carlos Boozer's son is starting at Duke and I'm gonna need a minute to process my mortality, thanks.

At 2:55pm bc happy hour starts at 3 in the land of the aged beef jerky!

Also do you know how many lawyers are affected by student loans? You do *not* want that smoke.

Please, shoot yourself in the dick. I'll take it.

They'd still date five girls at once. (it wasn't me but, like, all my friends. He'd later have a 10yr NFL career. I'll tell it sometime...)

I just realized how NIL money would change college dating athletes and omg I want to be 18 agggaaaiiin. You mean he'd have to take me to the melting pot, not chili's?

@jayrigdon.bsky.social knew it all along. Welcome to the football powerhouse IU era. It's confusing, but less confusing than a lot of stuff these days.