Lisa Marie

Me, every year, "what jackass bird... It's a mockingbird. It's always a mockingbird."

They were the best of friends. Very good friends. Close friends.

I am watching Stage Door, which I've never seen before, and this is the most lesbian movie I've ever seen. Every woman is in love with the other women.

And they were definitely all fucking the fish bc you know how the ancient Greeks were. All the male myths are like, "so Zeus came down as a (animal) and fucked (human woman) so it wasn't technically cheating... Hera still killed everyone anyway."

It is the year of our insanity 2026. Rosters have been available online for at least 25 yrs. And yet! Men will STILL lie about being D1 athletes.

Since the first man lived, he has been lying about his feats. Bet Jason and Hercules and Odysseus were all just lying about how fucking big the fish was

"oh right I can't get a happy hour to go drink..."

Fucking not being in New Orleans.

Yay! Kathryn is here. @lbcgirl562.bsky.social.

a little girl in a red jacket is looking up with the words `` or do i '' written on the bottom . Alt: a little girl in a red jacket is looking up with the words `` or do i '' written on the bottom with a mischievous at best grin

Watching dudes play with the live ammo that is a cancer with adhd is fucking hilarious. Oh you don't think we'll light it on fire? Bro...

Whoever said youth is wasted on the young ate with that one. You think the hangovers are bad? Wait until you've got an upset stomach bc you may have eaten something A Little Too Rich. This will happen anytime you forget to eat roughage for more than 24 hours. Yes this is related to my last post.

One missing escargot from a plate of 6 and a piece of bread to sop up the garlic herb butter that accompanies them

Me in lbf sipping on a very full glass of blanc des blancs.

Creme brulee with berries on top and a stem of a champagne flute in the background

Giiirl dinner.

Ding-dong! The Dutch Fish Doorbell needs you to help migrating fish A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

Well, in more pleasant news, the Fish Doorbell is back... 🧪

Santa Rosa Beach. I have not been to gulf coast Florida since undergrad and that's 800 lifetimes ago.

See why people needed their hands slapped for what I did to make them?!

Me "ahaha no I'm good!"

Every fucking man. The bear every fucking time.

I could not look less interested or appealing right now I stfg and still!

Me, sitting at picnic table at a rest stop in MS, notices something out of the corner of my eye. It's the security guard. "ma'am just letting the car go by, not gonna bother you!"

Me, comforting laugh, "no problem!"

Him, driving 5ft & stopping to yell over his shoulder, "unless you want me to."

the same bros that think the US could successfully prosecute a land war in Iran think they could win a point off of Serena Williams at tennis

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

Props to my ex husband for leaving CDs in my car's 6disc. Double props to one being ccr and the impeccable timing of Fortunate Son playing as I roll through Biloxi.

Ya girl is giving into her basic bitch and headed to 30A so if you got recs...

Aaron Hill.

Candy Maldanado

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I will say I still love my bit on the guys naming some guys thing of naming a guy from the key and peele sketch when I name my guy. It's the little things right now, mkay?

Me and @jayrigdon.bsky.social bonded over naming the one player I had even a tangential connection to who played at Indiana (Kyle Hornsby of anacoco, LA), who also became a doctor and used to be featured in the go pro in something other than sports commercial.

If you wanna name some giants: how about my childhood infield of will Clark, Robbie Thompson, and Matt Williams? (no I don't remember the fourth.)

Here's the full video. I know I'm not a pure pacifist bc some people need their ass beat and...well...

Lol I usually go with him.

We just be naming dudes! #mlb #baseball #dudes #yankees #fyp TikTok video by John Franklin Comedy

Not me liking every guy named in the comments. I love guys naming some guys.

Yall! I did not know a hot Swede fucking took it to Brady tkachuk, as I stopped paying attention once the men's team showed their whole ass, but now I'm in love. Sniping in the penalty box? *fans self* Absolutely beating his ass in the post penalty fight? *swoons* Real men take it to asshole men.

drifting toward sleep with old veronica mars in the background & now realizing that if the characters from this show existed in the real world, dick casablancas would be secretary of housing or ambassador to the fucking UAE or something.

This is a graph of the death of US science.

I meant generally to everyone else reading it bc I assumed yes. As I have too.