Jade 💞💅🏻🧍🏻‍♀️

Alex says "well, I just started HRT. Can't Wait to see what I look like in a year." Alex watches the progression happen. 4 months... 8 months... she looks more feminine but gradually looks more resigned. Until one year goes by, she looks in the mirror and says "oh... it's my mother."

What, and I cannot stress this enough, THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

It becomes clearer and clearer that cruelty is the point.

These soulless assholes... I just... ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

US appeals court blocks Trump from removing Democrats from labor boards A federal appeals court on Monday blocked U.S. President Donald Trump from removing Democratic members from two federal labor boards, setting aside its earlier ruling.

This ain’t The Apprentice—Trump can’t just fire Dems from federal labor boards like it’s reality TV. This is a huge win for democracy and workers’ rights.

Russia state media pretty happy at least

DEA Classifies Red Wine As Schedule I Drug To Spite Ex-Wife SPRINGFIELD, VA—In a decision meant to crack down on the allegedly dangerous substance and the “total fucking bitch” who uses it, the acting head of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, Derek Mal...

DEA Classifies Red Wine As Schedule I Drug To Spite Ex-Wife

No peace in the south

This man was even talking about meeting his parents 💀😭

Pete Hegseth allegedly having a Russian email address is the least surprising thing I’ve read today.

Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent

Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
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Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...

Please Like Me

Manners

RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer

RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer
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"A whole new level of cruelty": Health experts decry "devastating" cuts to HIV treatment programs The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation said the latest cuts will deprive 350,000 people of HIV treatment.

“What’s transpired over the last three or four days just takes it to a whole new level of cruelty and inhumanity and, frankly, a whole new level of stupidity in doing this is the most non-strategic way.” Tens of thousands of people will die as a result of this action.

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They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you

More of this

Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run WASHINGTON—Declaring the utter lack of alcohol in the Pentagon kitchen to be a “national emergency,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly deployed 3,000 troops American on a beer run Monday. “As of this morning, I have ordered our armed forces to travel to liquor stores, gas stations, and 7-Elevens across the country to stock up on […]

Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
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Elon Musk’s use of Air Force One with family sparks backlash over ‘government waste’ | The Express Tribune Photos of Elon Musk, his mother, and son on Air Force One with Trump fuel criticism over government spending concerns.

While Trump & Musk DOGE cut the federal workforce and federal contracts leaving THOUSANDS of Americans UNEMPLOYED, Elon Musk & his family are flying for FREE on Air Force.

MUSK is a BILLIONAIRE!! Why are OUR taxes paying for this? THIS is fraud, waste, & abuse.

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Well said!

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

If you work at the Washington Post, now is the time to resign. You’re a part of this now.

Sunday Times.