Kerry Haas

’Tis the time’s plague, when madmen lead the blind.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

No amount of bombing school girls in Iran will change that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files and Republicans don’t give two shits about protecting little girls.

What the FUCK is going on and why is everyone with a soul not calling for a war crimes tribunal. Fuck impeachment, this is solidly Hague territory

The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day.

Epstein files must be really bad

This is an ILLEGAL war. There is zero justification and ZERO PERMISSION given for it. The US, the country that, historically, CREATED the circumstances for the tyranny in Iran is NOT there to free anyone. That has never been a concern of the US. NEVER. This war is a COVER UP attempt for his crimes and his falling poll numbers. And make no mistake this war WILL be used to suppress the upcoming election. The tyranny Iran endures is being delivered here through this action.

The President of the United States has joined forces with his Israeli counterpart, a genocidal butcher, to start a war with Iran—because he doesn’t want people to find out that he raped children.

CAT OWNERS AT THE VET: idk what's wrong with Peanut Butter Cup Jr, he hasn't been laughing at my movie references like he usually does

DOG OWNERS AT THE VET: hey so dickhead here ate a 9V battery again

this plus being forced to decide what’s for dinner every night and yes that’s it

Dying in a hospital bed from the next plague. “But I ate broccoli and exercised.” 🥴

Good!

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Elmo : That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny!

Yall—

Minneapolis video game livestream raises $250K for rent aid during ICE surge Podcasters from MinnMax and Giant Bomb, two video game media outlets, played games for eight hours during their “ICE Out” livestream.

Before the charity stream began, content creators from @minnmax.com and @giantbomb.bsky.social weren't sure what number to aim for — maybe $30,000 or $50,000.

Within 15 minutes, they raised $58,000 for local food pantry VEAP. Within an hour, $100,000.

Bad Bunny wearing tinted dark red glasses with gold frames, hair gelled looking quite handsome! White shirt and tan tie.

His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!

Camo Jammie’s. He looks pathetic.

A photograph of Barack & Michelle Obama.

A photograph of Barack & Michelle Obama.

A photograph of Barack & Michelle Obama.

A photograph of Barack & Michelle Obama.

The brilliance, elegance, and beauty of Barack & Michelle Obama.

You can doomscroll more tomorrow.

Loki says hi!

The world is on fire. I can't see how anyone has the energy to watch a bunch of rich people give themselves awards.

EXCLUSIVE: leaked image from the redesigned Kennedy Center, as planned for the re-opening in 2028.

To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully:

The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.

I knew she had brothers when she didn’t hesitate. lol 🙌