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@asphalt71.bsky.social

Hello bluesky. I am not well in my mind

10 Followers  |  6 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 09.12.2024  |  1.5358

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a had like a gud 12 ideas for sum funny hings to say but i forgor

24.02.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

low quality music..... hurrmmmm

24.02.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing really remotely interestin to talk about today

23.02.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh how flatterin! A comic retelling me life im such a celebrity ๐Ÿ˜‰

21.02.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Profile picture is of me when i was young and beautifulโ€ฆx now i am hideous and scarred

21.02.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate when car2n characters break the fourth wall. Elliot got me onto some 2010โ€™s kids sitcom tv show and they broke the 4th wall half way through and it pissed me off so bad i had to stop watching itโ€ฆ

21.02.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ROCK DJ BY ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND YOU ALL KNOW IT

15.01.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Greg should join blusky. I shud ask him or pester him later about it

15.01.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whys it that i will eithr sleep 30 mins or 23 hrs? Wats the deal wit that?

14.01.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got a new phone. Fckin motarola flip phone. More like flip u!! Lolz. Can only type like an illiterate bcuz numbers lol.

10.01.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sigh.. i used 2 be real awesum lookin n now im natโ€ฆ

10.01.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing to smile about in my lifeโ€ฆ

07.01.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was young and beautifulโ€ฆ er I mean not me thats not me haha

31.12.2024 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a white dog is holding a pink stuffed pig . ALT: a white dog is holding a pink stuffed pig .

Christmas was fun i need to sleep. Getting too old for this

28.12.2024 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh how flattering! ๐Ÿ˜‹

25.12.2024 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No my asshole burns.

19.12.2024 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And cheese. Thats another one to avoid

19.12.2024 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to stop eating spicy shit before i go to sleepโ€ฆ

19.12.2024 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only know one other orange tabby and i can confirm

19.12.2024 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nuh uh.

19.12.2024 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will! Ill do it after im done eating my really spicy noodles (yeah i can handle emโ€ฆ not much people can but i can)

19.12.2024 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You just have no faith in me

19.12.2024 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are nice but mine are better.

17.12.2024 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friendless once moreโ€ฆ :(

16.12.2024 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never mentioned your name you just exposed yourself

15.12.2024 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My friend made me post this.

12.12.2024 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love saying bad word and slurs sometimesโ€ฆ rlly rolls off the tongue.

11.12.2024 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Uh ๐Ÿ™

10.12.2024 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a poster that says good night everyone with a shooting star in the sky ALT: a poster that says good night everyone with a shooting star in the sky

Goodnight #Bluesky

10.12.2024 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely a better app than the other cesspits ive usedโ€ฆ

10.12.2024 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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