🃏cj♦️

finally someone’s asking the important questions

propranolol takers unite

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

i’d have a whole lot of shock over a sock in my hole so i think i’ll take the hole in my sock

grippers!!

love not being able to sleep for more than 4 hours someone sedate me

what flower would you choose?

have u ever seen saiki k? bc he also has lil antenna that cause mischief

just think of all these men having a whole doctorate in gynecology and still not being able to please a woman

wait this is so wild i haven’t heard this one lol gotta love french

i love learning languages for many reasons but one of those reasons is because of the different idioms like how people tell each other good luck/break a leg/in bocca al lupo/etc so if anyone knows any fun little sayings pls share i want to expand my vocabulary lol

the most certain thing in my life is that I am gay and that anyone who's attracted to me is inevitably gay.

me 🤝 isolating myself when times are hard

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR THE BUTTONS AND THE KNOBS AND THE SWITCHES AND THE LEVERS

good luck ethan 🍀

you’re so brave and so cool!! i believe in you

new year means please remember to be like nice and normal about fat people, the fat person you are or could become, the fat person you could fall in love with or friends you could have. fatness is not a corrupting force, fatphobia is. the performance is unhealthy, weight loss is social is political

mmm this is one of my go to quick breakfasts it’s always banger

stop using the ai overview as fact when you google things :)

The final day

Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell The text says "WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026" happy new year

tortellini!!! but really any and all pasta

the pookiest

not personal experience, but one of my friends with severe c-ptsd tried it a few years back and it caused a huge breakthrough and she was able remember things she had never been able to before which helped her heal. definitely think it’s worth a try if it’s an option for you

first day back at work after break booooooo :(

but free coffee :)

picture of my first cat when she was still warming up to me. she is sorta hiding in a small square box

🫂 can i offer u a picture of a cat in these trying times

this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)

let’s goooo that’s so exciting!! congrats on all of your accomplishments this year :)

oh good it’s not just me i thought my phone was busted

what is your drink of choice this eve?