🃏cj♦️

omg i was watching the second season of fionna and cake last night so this made me laugh

ribbit!

this is art

pain. sufferin’. medical bills.

someone should invent a medication that stops and prevents migraines🥲

need to kill the recurring thought of "no I can't replay/reread that, I have other stuff to check out"

no. I am a poor little peasant living just after the advent of the printing press. I have five books at most and I will reread them so much they will know the death of the author was caused by me

i need a haircut and a new piercing and tattoos and

Glitch art of pottery art of Sisyphus pushing his rock, reading: the fuckingLAUNDRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Once again, it's time for

you get the vibes

AH!

Dishwashers exist primarily to make living with traditional dinner ware easier. It's the anti-single-use-item machine.

The pods are like "but what if we force some single-use items into your routine?"

I think that's why I hate them so much.

omg i’m not the only one

real

the amount of times i had to proofread lmaooo

sick fucking dish

no tits november. who wants em

feltttt but then when you actually DO get sick it never feels restful bc you’re still in recovery mode so you never actually get a break

sir that's my emotional support song on repeat

friend shaped

I watched too much Schoolhouse Rock for this

why am i crying

do that thang be thangin 👅

this is always a big fear of mine especially at a new job bc they don’t know me and my work ethic and that i actually care very deeply about not letting people down! i’m just chronically ill 🥲

good luck! you can do it🫡

this is so real, i need a day off work so i can get stuff done

my orthodontist shaved mine off without asking me when i was 13 and i’ve been mad about it ever since

hahahhaa nooooo we’re not lmaoooooo i work in a state where the minimum wage is $7.25 and employers are not required to give breaks during shifts so sometimes i just get to be on my feet running around for 10+ hours and no food

🔥🔥

ur doing the lord’s work 🫡

(flirting) you look awfully biteable today

hocus pocus is always a classic