Felony Bravetart

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This is tomorrow!! 👇

See @aaantons.bsky.social and @naokan.bsky.social in a BAR discussing LITERATURE

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Terrible number, pretty good chapter. Chapter 89 coming swoon, divas!

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Oh, I also have a patreonussy where you can read 12 chapters ahead, very cvntyyy

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"Getting a plea deal is also sex work. Boots!"
-Martha Stewart

Thank you for the publicitea tho!! I'm quite bad at self promo

You clocked my tea diva, yes

It's really more of a Venn diagram

Speak for yourself. I didn't even get to come

This one's for the dolls

You're in her dms

I'm in her industrial freezer, wrapped in garbage bags

we r not the same

@estrogenempress.gay

;)

The medical term for mansplaining is correctile dysfunction

Destigmatize copkilling

Omg THANK U

This is why claiming the moral high ground of victimhood sucks as a strategy in general, for any kind of conflict, and everyone should stop doing it.

This is literally the plot of the romcom abandonment thriller titled Bye, Actually

Nothing great really happened in the Anthropocene with the notable exception of The Great Girlcock Renaissance.

-sentient archivists existng on this planet in 5000000 years

I just tried to register for VerifyHim. A robotic voice called me and asked me to sing a song into the phone to prove that "you are a woman"

You better believe I sang "clock me baby one more time" in my best female impersonator fagtwink nasal drawl cuz its the 1 move against cis AI that never fails

Go off gurlll

contrary to popular belief, beer does NOT taste like piss. i know this, cause when i get beer in my mouth, i immediately spit it out

girlbulge

-actual rabbinic commentary

You are 10000% correct, because no one having this debate on this app will ever actually be in the streets doing anything at all that remotely threatens capital, lol, we are all irrelevant shitposters with too many opinions who haven't caught a charge in our lives

According to authorities, she had the means, motive and opportunity to fake an orgasm countless times before she was finally caught. "She was the classic lone wolf," stated one john grimly. "Who knows how many times she struck?"

Oh this reminds me of the version of the guide nicknamed golden calf muscles or something that we were using before that snitch Moshe came down from Sinai with those stupid bootlicker memes he'd carved into some rocks and had us killed.

We had such great butts tho!

I mean its a timeless 3 hour banger about eco defense raccoons and shapeshifting magic and assimilation versus resistance, the writers put in some annoying gender essentialism but the transness of the story shines through tbh

Uhh your honor, I think all the kids you put away for 5-10 years for throwing molotovs in 2020 were having anxiety and nightmares brought on by police stations sooo like, its all good now, right?

POM POKO is a tale of the clash between modern civilization and the natural world.The Raccoons of the Tama Hills are being forced from their homes by rapid u... Pom Poko - Official Trailer

Not to Discourse you or anything, but have u seen pompoko

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_7cowIHjCD4