Spacey Stardust

I drink my coffee same as any other critter;
from a pineapple.

Sneaking in through the windows at night
I lick the soap from the soup bowls and skitter away

The Funko Pop economy is dying repost to make it die faster

Repaired the zipper on my favorite jeans only to realize my thick ass thighs have eaten away at the fabric. Cheeks out on my errand run basically smh

Me sipping on any interaction with you tbh

FUck, need to blow more bubbles .it's been too long, the shimmer, the reFRAActions!!!! You need it to, I know you do. Blow more bubbles. Happier life. bUbblES

Sneaking sharks into people's coffee cups, i'm moving different

it's cum

Hey at least it’s not a funko

Stealing your cheese and feeding it to my local sharks

Octobr

my friend slightly misspoke saying "pitch black" and now we have fucked up and evil mall cop..........

Definitely messing with his mall

If your favorite color Mauve, I don't fuck with you

crrrrrrabs cute

Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this

my vacation btw

Morrowind NPCs as soon as you walk into a room: Jesus Christ can you shut the fuck up. What the fuck do you want. Seriously what is your fucking problem (COUGHS LOUD AS FUCK DIRECTLY INTO YOUR FACE)

Hemospectrum

Fuck Nazis

Bosnia review so far, great snacks, cool queers, american embassy guards bitch made

Photo of a guillotine with sparkles and eyes. The caption reads “feed me, senpai” with the mouth acting as the hole for the head

Today’s mood:

one must project being a shark with fat tits and a machine gun into every facet of their life to achieve

Okay google how afford new bra it’s been 7 years

Tumblr advertising antibiotics for UTIs to me after I made a necrophilia joke has me fucking dead

Headshots of a male Miqo'te and a female Hyur with their hair in the Fulsome Forelocks style. It is a short, undercut hairstyle with bangs that completely obscure the forehead and eyes.

It's not a phase mom