Maddie

If you're not specifically researching Nazis and hate movements, you really need to stop posting on X.

In particular, no D politician or progressive group should be on X now. Get the hell off. You endanger the people who come to see your posts there AND you expose yourself to Nazi propaganda.

that's a cute dino :3

look, at this point if you're on X you're fucking bathing in it and you are not immune. i don't know what else to tell you.

they agreed with me that misinformation is rampant on facebook and commiserated with me about all the ai slop which just makes this all even more ???????

i did. they ignored me

no joke i had a colleague bring up the cat litter bs in the year of our lord 2026 and i gave a small retort of "i don't think that's a real thing" and they said "i'd agree but i saw it on facebook :|"

oh so you didn't actually see it then. why are you still trusting a single thing on that hellsite

new years resolution quickly morphing into "get the fuck out of this town before i even think about transitioning" and after 5 fucking years this is starting to wear thin

cool i get to think "maybe finally i can come out as trans irl and begin hrt" for the third time, and also for the third time get someone at work ranting about "the alphabet" or "[transphobic slur]" or "cat litter at schools" and realize why im still in the closet in the first place

hey love wanna do warcrimes and by warcrimes i mean e-kiss with our toilet fleshlights *starts vomiting into the mr. warcrimes silicone mouth*

i am not cut out for performing to an audience of Many people i don't know

i had exactly one interaction on social media (twitch) long ago that broke containment (i got stream raided by some large streamer and it blew my viewer count into the thousands for a brief moment)

it was the most terrifying thing ever

why is he sneering

None pizza left beef

Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's

Uhh, um... welcome back to video games Konami??

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bluesky introduces coward mode

Bluesky Map Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

We get football in the divorce, sorry conservatives. Go fuck yourselves?

nah the conservatives should also lose masturbation in the national divorce, imo

if ur still wondering who to root for… ponder this 🫢🤔

Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban

BETHESDA HQ, 2002:

Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.

Investor: What about a dwarf?

Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

The Amtrak conductor approaches you, turns out he's goro majima and he slugger styles on you and takes your credit card off your crumpled body

wishcasting president hakeem jeffries in 2027, because the GOP got so freaked out from their midterm apocalypse that they just agree to impeach and remove both trump and vance in the desperate hope of preventing a 2/3rd's dem senate in 2029

(probably won't get that good but I can dream)

jeffrey epstein was involved in the creation of 4chan's /pol/ board are you FUCKING kidding me

the troll writers on fanfiction .net couldn't dream up something this deranged and childishly poorly written

i'm so sorry, demmy and maple

i am ashamed that even a single goddamned cent could have gone towards this vile shit laundering eva braun's temu barbie doll