Maddie

Doing the "guy excitedly opening fridge, walk away dejected" meme whenever I see a follow notif and it's from "fat pussy-cat xxx (COMMS OPEN)"

love to get unsolicited follows from "artists" saying they're open for commissions but there's no portfolio link and their media tab is either empty or full of plagiarised content or ai slop

I mean he's basically pg13 jigsaw for zoomers afaict, so not entirely wrong...

man it's already august... idk what to do for my birthday

Post a random picture or everything goes bad in August?

turns out the pollsters that included "TRUMP, FUCK YOU *beep*" samples in their responses were on the right track and it fucking sucks

as an aside I want to point out how fucking funny it is that this AI stuff constantly gets things like dates and number sequences and basic math and programming wrong. we made a computer that sucks at the thing that computers are meant to do

facebook torched its own brand recognition over the ~*Metaverse*~ with nothing to show for it except some good cheap VR headsets. So I'm going to assume this superintelligence is just chatgpt that's relearned the ability to count numbers

JD Vance is secretly eripsa

back in my day my brainrot was generated by real human beings on SA

Tortoiseshell cat looking at you from above. very close so the nose is slightly blurry

looking at u like this :3

inspired: peed run

a cubicle with two toilets side-by-side and a wash basin

tired: family cubicle

wired: cooperative pissing

penguinz0 is like, the poster child for politically disengaged normie so this is very promising

he thinks pardons are like a country-wide oblivion charm spell that gives +50 disposition to the pardoned. literally magical thinking

tweet saying I have the esptein files right he-csayhfdjgd.?????????///////////////////////////////////////////

Hulk Hogan's last unsent tweet is wild

at this rate of cognitive deterioration I expect him to be non-verbal within a month

going to the pharmacy to glitch infinite money by buying a $50 can of sustagen, receiving $550, then selling it back to them for $50

if you use any of this bullshit slop even ironically you deserve a swirlie.

no fucking excuses

oh boy the incel nazis get to choose between uhh generic waifu, rocket raccoon's bad fur day, and great value! emet-selch

"I don't ear female M&Ms" isn't that gay?

he only wants male candy in his mouth. that's gayyyyy

Australian nature mockumentary on cane toads

Making this shit would get you hauled away to the Hague. This shit is why the us declared independence. Eating this shit will give you the full ICD-11 textbook of diseases. british TERFs eat this shit. This shit would make the guy who invented Michelin star turn in his grave fast enough to power chi

cool, get him to post his excuse on here instead of hiding on twitter like a little bitch baby

that's a troll account but also I used to be like this in my late teens-early adulthood and it just resulted in me wasting valuable years of my life with nothing to show for it.

You can't put living on pause because of atrocities elsewhere in the world or we'd be extinct by now

FOOORREE!

o cool cool cool cool we get yet another forever war in the middle east and not even 4 years after the last one finally ended

this shit really is just dubya on meth isn't it

white men are suffocating under this horrific new kind of Woke known as "being a professional adult around your colleagues"

if you worked on Furality Somna, thank you. sincerely.

this year's furality was especially important to me. this has been... a very rough year and being able to attend this one, in 'costume', with friends has helped to make 2025 as something i'll look back on bittersweetly. that means something