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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

twitter sucks so bad

🎄🌟ちょぴまひサンタ🎅🎁

My LO for Gachiakuta#18.

#gachiakuta  #ガチアクタ

Christmas candy 🎄⭐️🍫

#nanahito

some info for the newly migrated artists!! for the new butterflies... if u will

角丸作業楽しい。いい感じに擦れてました感謝

I like this wording bc it made me remember the way in which twitter trains you to rely on the algorithm to do the work for you so that ur stuff just takes off on its own and that just doesn't happen as often here, if u don't connect with people here they probably won't give a shit about your stuff

are yall ready for the bi-yearly influx of low attention span fuckers who will show up here to post "MAN I HAVENT POSTED IN HERE IN A LONG TIME LMFAO" after like a year of not using the app only to then go back to twitter three days later to complain about how bluesky is too boring for them

"Screams - from a life I live.
Torment - is what I give.
Torture - is what I love.

All love is lost. Insanity is what I am.
Eternally, my soul will rot."

#jujutsukaisen #jjk #mahito

Gizmo the orange Maine Coon cat is lying in the middle of a huge pile of Christmas presents! They are wrapped in an array of festive colours - reds, golds, candy stripe and white! Behind Gizmo is the orange glow of the fireplace. Another Christmas card worthy shot! Merry Christmas! 🎅🏻🎅🏻

Wishing all those celebrating a very Merry Christmas - hope you have a lovely day! Here’s Gizmo with his pile of presents! 🎅🏻🎅🏻☃️☃️🧡🧡🦁🦁 #teamfloof #CatsOfBluesky #Christmas

Merry meowmas and a happy new string

The favorite part of xmas for a good cat

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone 🎅
I finished this one last night. Inspired by me driving around in the dark delivering parcels this month.

‘Lights In The Darkness’ 🎨
acrylic on canvas 32x24”

a black and white photograph of an adorable little modern xmas tree - steel wires and tiny lights - set on a sidewalk outside a store in Paris, parked cars and Parisian apartment buildings in the background. the little tree has a confident, elegant presence as well as serenity.

#wanderingphotography
#photography #thelittlethings
#scape #alphabetchallenge #WeekYforYearPast

Day 25 - #artadventcalendar

This photo is from nearly a decade ago and is especially meaningful to me today.

I hope others find a bit of joy and serenity in it too.

Merry Christmas 🎄

Another life
#art #jjk #sukuna #uraume

i like pretending a fictional man is my financially abusive girlfriend

ちょぴまひサンタにもプレゼント🎁💕

Merry Merry🎄
メリークリスマスですっ☆

Screenshot from Phoenix Wright of a gun being pointed at the camra with the caption "Merry Christmas"

まひ脱ぎ

hello mahination i come back with this banger
#mahito

#mahito #jujutsukaisen

Caged rabbit
#mahito #jjk #kenjaku

stock shuffle meme

昔は無理だったけどgif投稿できるようになった！？やったー！！！

#mahito #jjk