𝐆𝐰𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐲

Oh shit....you mean gwenpool

Wait you mean gwenverine? If so that bitch is crazy....what crazy god would made a reality where I'm fused with Mr murder hands

What's that?

*Pulls her mask off and holds out her hand*

Nice to meet you too, im Gwen Stacy

Uhhh new reality who dis?

Don't pet the cat don't pet the cat don't pet the cat

. . . . . . .

*Pets the cat* Damnit

*gwen rushes through a building trying to save the civilians trapped inside*

I have to get these people out of here fast!

Issue, not really besides the fact he's just weird

Holy shit Hatsune Miku is on the island!

*gasp*

Ooo what if she lets me be her drummer!!

Well it's good to see ya again

Deathpool?

Dang haven't seen her in awhile

You ever heard of a guy named spot before?

Stop messing with my drums

Alright cool

*hands him the card*

I mean....*shrugs* I think so

Awesome, um I don't have much on the lines of cash to pay ya but I got *checks her pockets*

10 bucks, 69 cents and a gift card to cicis pizza

Okay awkward.....

jumping straight to the point, you and Mr murder claws saved the multiverse awhile back and I'm kinda on a road trip of my own to save it, would you be in on taging along?

Looking for two guys a variant of wolverine an-

. . . .

Hold on what did you say your name was again?

*she face palms at the mention of venom*

Right....yeah that was....venom is like a boyfriend your pretty sure your done with but he sweet talks you into another try

And....which one is that? There's tons of other spiders I know

*thwipping*

a woman in a black dress is dancing in a dark room in a cartoon . ALT: a woman in a black dress is dancing in a dark room in a cartoon .

*She pockets her phone before spinning around thriving two web lines yanking his guns away*

The name isn't "hoodie Spidey" it's "Ghost-Spider" who are you supposed to be? oh wait limme guess "the red talker"

*gwen tries to talk on the phone while dodging bullets*

Dad I can't talk right now! nope that's not gunfire its....uhh ill call you back!

*blinks*

Wow, your smarter then you look

Kinda wish I had my good job stickers on my right now

Well considering your ass is on fire that's quite the compliment

*Gwen shoots a Webb at his mouth*

Listen, Kay most I'm gonna say is I'm from another dimension that's all you really need to know

*she gave a confused stare*

How does not dressing in red and blue make me evil exactly?

I mean....I'm just a spider with a different sense of style

Yeah that's the thing, I'm still using it and I'm abit pressed for time

So tell whoever your Reed pal is i said thanks but no thanks

That is a Looong story

*lifts her finger*

Good news theres short side, I'm just not gonna tell ya!