Victor L. McConought

We knew that. It was one of the interview questions.

We're looking for a very specific skill set.

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But that new health agency will be split into 7 other agencies, with an even higher level agency that will coordinate between those agencies.

And that will then be split into other agencies.

Hey, it's easier than governing, ok?

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Great question, Red, thanks for asking.

No.

No we are not.

We will tell you, however, what you wish we'd done with your money that you can then tell yourself we did.

"Oh yah, we spent it on schools! Of coooourse we did"

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GIVE AI THE VOTE - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Can't say we've hit rock bottom if we're still digging, Tim!
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Her initials are DS oh I'm misunderstood you

Questions 6-9: Do you support several serial constitutional crises, and do you think the other provinces need more reasons to make fun of us, specifically Big Danielle?

OF COURSE YOU DO

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Question 5: Voter ID.

The President loves Voter ID issues, and we love the President and we want him to love us For Reasons. This is 100% solving a real problem that really exists, despite what the Fact-arazzi would have you believe.

Question 4: Healthcare and Education Premiums.

We all agree that Healthcare and Education are services that customers should pay for. This just enshrines that in law. Oh, YOU don't agree? Sounds like you don't have 'Alberta-approved immigration status"

Question 3: No Really, Keep immigrants of EI.

You move here for a job and then 11 months later you lose that job? TOO BAD GO BACK TO 'ONTARIO' YOU FOREIGNER WE'RE NOT RACIST OK STOP SAYING THAT.

Question 2: Keeping immigrants out of our schools and hospitals (we're not racist):

The secret sauce here is the phrase 'Alberta-approved immigration status'. Don't tell the Lib-ommunists, but this ain't about services, it's about Our Borders Our Alberta Our Kind Of People.

Anyhoo:

Question 1: Decreasing Immigration:

Everyone who travels our province definitely thinks this place is overcrowded. Go down any small town main street and try to find a place to park. Can't do it.

And who hasn't appreciated that moment when the pilot asks "Assuming that the laws of physics continue to apply, do you support us lowering the landing gear prior to landing?"
It's not indicative of a complete lack of skill, talent and situational awareness, it's _Democracy_.

you meanies.

Well Common Sense Warriors, here's Ol' Vic to give to the 411 on yesterday's We're Not Racist speech from Big Danielle.

But before I begin, let's clear one thing up: This is NOT a failure of leadership; Big Danielle is still the Leader of our province, like the pilot of an aircraft.

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"Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs are too lazy to work and they're stealing our jobs!" (h/t to those good Alberta boys: the Austin Lounge Lizards)

Vic always tells it like it is!

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"Good night, and God Bless Me because I'm pretty sure the rest of you are immigrants (but I'm not racist)"

ALBERTA GOVERNMENT SPEECH:
EMBARGOED ESPECIALLY FROM THOSE COMMUNISTS AT CITYNEWS OK THBBBBBBPPT

"We have also updated our 'Alberta is Calling' billboards"

"And let me be clear. We will do nothing about this. This crisis (we're not racist) is best addressed by pandering to our worst selves in the desperate hope that Vice President Trump sees how awful I, Big Danielle, am and gives me a job. I'm as willing to get the required plastic surgery as Noem"

"Many experts have said that our current financial struggles were predicable- nay, inevitable- based on our single-minded ideological supplication to oil extraction, but to those experts we say: "Are you immigrants? (but we're not racist)"

"Immigration isn't for coming to Alberta, Common Sense Warriors, it's for taking Alberta to the USA.

Immigration is not ok when some so-called expert comes here to launch a research career, it's only ok when we move the entire province to a new country"

"And taxes! Did you know that when an immigrant (but we're not racist) goes to pay for gas or groceries, the clerk asks and if they're an immigrant, they get special secret money back! Carney steals it from you in the middle of night in sneaky PM sneakers"

"When your mortgage comes due and your third job isn't enough to make ends meet, that's not 'cause we cut wages... it was immigrants. But we're not racist.

If you're on hour 17 of an emergency room wait, that's not us... that's that weird family who come from 'ToRonto' (is that even a real place?)"

"My fellow Albertans. I speak to you tonight as Premier of Alberta. We're not racist, but... immigrants, am I right?

When you can't find a parking spot at the arena, that's not because we punished any municipality who attempted to build alternative transportation, that's immigrants."

Their blatant disregard for Wee Demetrios's pandering was unacceptable!

Enjoy the mandatory drive to work tomorrow, Government Worker Bees! #AbPoli

From the alberta community on Reddit: UCP Press Secretary bans CITYNews Calgary from releases, interviews and pressers unless they remove their story on Demetrios Nicolaides and apologize Explore this post and more from the alberta community

Yes, we banned Citynews from all of our press conferences

www.reddit.com/r/alberta/co...

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Province broke its own access to information laws in withholding Alberta Next survey results The Alberta government wrongly withheld hundreds of pages of results from its Alberta Next surveys an adjudicator has ruled.

We can't 'break' our own laws, you big meanies!
If we do it, it's legal like when Kenney had that perfectly legal dinner party at the Sky Palace, or when Big Danielle did... all that stuff

edmontonjournal.com/news/politic...

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GoA Managers report that morale could not be lower.

We say it could.

Stay tuned

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YES THE CARIBOU TOO!