Brian Alverson

The pro-AI, anti-game-designer nonsense Suz is quoting below is on LinkedIn, in the comments on a post by the SAME PERSON about how AI told him to *walk* to the car wash. (The cognitive dissonance is killing me!) Here's what I replied over there:

Thankfully I have matured into sweaty, *quiet*, desperate, neurotic insecurity. You're welcome!

It's for the best, I can't handle the emotional turmoil of hiring a coach I just spent 4 seasons making fun of.

I think it's still very desirable. You have the best QB in the world, plenty of leeway to make changes, and the last guy had 9 years before he got fired.

It's kinda like the Steelers. In the moment it looks messy but the organization is appealing for professionals in the big picture.

Peanut butter and coconut isn't a combination you see often, I'm for it!

I guess McBeane wasn't really a thing after all.

Well it's not really his fault, he got thrown in cold off the bench and hasn't had many reps this year. He's certainly not ready for the moment.

Yeah he's been invisible other than getting flattened by Meyers.

Buffalo Bills vs Jacksonville Jaguars Wild Card Injury Preview - Banged Up Bills The Buffalo Bills are back in the playoffs for the seventh consecutive year, but for the first time since 2019, not as a divisional winner. The Bills have to go…

The Bills take on the Jaguars in the Wild Card round this Sunday.

Buffalo will be without Hairston and Bernard, with Ty Johnson & two others questionable.

Jacksonville lists Cole Van Lanen as questionable & holds a key injury edge.

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Cuddlin!

We're in a world where one day I'm explaining to my wife how excited I am to watch "The Titty Kisser" play football and the next I'm mourning the unforgivable depths of evil to which my nation is sinking. It takes quite the emotional toll.

Agh and nothing is more painful than re-biting a spot that is already sore from being bit.

It's not even a matter for any courts to decide he just flat out can't do that so it has no effect. That's the statement they should be going with, not dignifying it with the idea a court could allow it.

"Hey you know how Sprite is the most popular lemon-lime soda and almost everyone prefers it over our competitors? What if we just kinda fucked it up for no particular reason?"

"Jenkins... you're a genius!"

Just out of curiosity what is the overall percentage of snaps under center?

They've had good discipline today, gave up a few plays but never let it get to them and avoided the mental mistakes.

Aw he's got a lil crush on Mamdani, relatable.

Search for practice squad DTs, sort by highest weight, profit!

Tampa/Atlanta and Cincy/Baltimore last year were both really good, I don't think anything since has even come close.

Bo-mbs away

Let's go other Buffalo!

hey everybody: the president of the united states helped cover up child rape

Gonna be honest I enjoy McDonald's forcing their commercial narrators to badly sing their jingle. I know Brian Cox left a little bit of his soul in the recording booth that day and you can feel it in the ad.

I think that's a tough sell when the reason for digging in for the shutdown in the first place was to prevent people being killed by lack of access to healthcare, which will now happen.

I understand why they discontinued this, it's not worth the effort if the end result is still going to be Arby's.

It's just deflating because it makes this whole thing pointless. They finally took a stand and Americans were widely supportive of it, and now they're just saying no nevermind you get nothing.

If they were capable of feeling shame they wouldn't be doing it in the first place.

That being said when I'm president I will definitely force a team to let me call plays on offense. The world needs to see my genius!

Liberating those patriotic all-American plant troops so they can fight for our ecofreedoms 🇺🇸🏈🦅🫡

Get well soon ❤️