Truth Axe (CJ) Says If You Oppose No Kings, You're Pro Kings 🇺🇲🇺🇦

As a Yankee fan (with Giants as my NL team), I just want to say to the Dodgers and Blue Jays -- well played, guys. I'm sorry one of you had to win.

You guys have him pegged.

greg abbott is the governor of texas and is sitting in the audience at a ufc event ALT: greg abbott is the governor of texas and is sitting in the audience at a ufc event

You rang?

Wake TF up, America!

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed .

And still their beclowned base can't see it.

I admit that while I fully expected these bastards to try to force out people of color, I didn't anticipate them trying to actively import white christians.

Their great replacement theory bullshit should have tipped me off.

Straight from the every accusation is a confession files.

They're trying to replace Americans who are not white with non-Americans who are white.

Sick. As. Fuck.

a black and white image of a cloudy sky with patty parker written on the bottom right ALT: a black and white image of a cloudy sky with patty parker written on the bottom right

Betcha whoever handed them out is well aware you can tunnel into em and create an all-natural, compostable weed pipe.

I'm imagining how that conversation went.

BF: Why the showerhead?

SG: It had a pulse. That it could get me wet was just a bonus.

Thiel, er JD, is gonna offer her a fortune to stay silent.

Good little nazis following the advice of their fuhrer.

They're gonna need to back up the truck to buy Usha's signature on the settlement/NDA.

One of the many reasons why authoritarianism is a disaster not only from a basic rights standpoint but also an economic one.🤬🤬🤬

Psycho bish would gravel pit every one of us if she could.

The Epstein files are an existential threat to Trump's presidency, his personal freedom, and the entire crime org that is today's GOP, which went all in on protecting the pedophile.

And Trump and his henchmen and women are acting exactly like it.

He's definitely decided to chaise her. I predict a quick Cort-ship, and the wedding will be absolutely divan.

I bet Trump does too.

"I saw quantum of sol, of sol...stice. I liked Sean Connery better. He was a real man, good looking man. Knew how to treat women, too. Sometimes they have to be put in their place. They like that. Bond was their protector, just like I am. Women love spies. They loved James Bond and they love me."

a group of people are standing in a room and one of them is saying " it shrinks " ALT: a group of people are standing in a room and one of them is saying " it shrinks "

"I was in the pool. I was in the pool!"

-The Candy

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."

From the looks of em I don't think we need to worry about them eating the vegetables. Maybe whatever chips they manage to stuff into their uniforms.

If the creature hadn't been born into wealth and inherited $400 million and daddy's criminal network, he'd be long dead by now. After a lifetime of needing every conceivable form of assistance from the federal and state(s) government. The creature would've been everything he loathes today. Irony's 💀

YouTube video by Andriu1962 Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying - 1975 Earls Court

A long distance dedication to DJT...

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We need to chuck Schumer. Not remotely the person for this moment. 😡

Dipshit prolly watched A House of Dynamite, Crimson Tide or Hunt for Red October last night.

I'm only half-kidding. We've reached that point. It could be about Xi, but who TF knows? 🤷‍♂️

Would be a most appropriate ending for the dumbest cult in history!

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Dihydrogen monoxide sounds like some deadly toxin in those contrails sponsored by Soros/ANTIFA. You could start the funniest conspiracy theory P...