Mal Pal

Had to go digging for this link after coming across this today

Its sole purpose is to piss off its users. Its a terrible site

I wonder how everyone on twitter is handling the halftime show

An interesting thing about me is I never want a shot of rumplemintz but I will always say yes to a shot of rumplemintz.
Its a vibes thing ya know?

I want the tracksuit from the Opalite video

The shift back to conservatism is RUINING SWIMSUITS

I’m concerned this is coming across like I think women are a burden and they should be drunk and distracted, but its actually a warning about how unhelpful I am

My friends asked me to help them move so i showed up and got the women drunk

That’s next on the list! Martian was a little heavy on the technical jargon (no shit) but I need a break from that. Jurassic Park will have some science talk but at least that will be biology and not a lesson in creating fuel from piss hahaha

Ayyyyy its been 10 years but finally read The Martian and tonight I get to watch the movie!!!

Living alone has made it so I cannot stand the concept of gendered household chores. Shut up about trash being a “man’s job” and empty the damn garbage!!!

Me: am i stupid or do these bathrooms not have locks?
My friends: ……….

There is something about this happening in Minneapolis that makes me extra anxious.

You have the ghost of George Floyd and the BLM demonstrations. The Tim Walz of it all. The fact that Minnesota is a purple-ish state.

My 2026 goal is to have Scheana Shay from VPR as my top artist on Spotify.
In order to beat out Taylor Swift, I am playing her music on my ipad all day with the volume down low enough that I can’t hear and become annoyed

She just announced she’s leaving at the end of the month lol

She’s fine she needed her teeth cleaned. Here she is on drugs. She’s been very whiney and annoying and I love her

My dog is at the vet and I don’t like it. She sits at home while i’m out doing things, not the other way around!!!!

Not the jacked butt cheeks 😂

And I want to eat it too!!!!

Sorry if this isn’t “the standard” but I want Boise State in the PopTarts Bowl asap

It someone told me they were planning to open carry i would assume its a presents thing

I need to know how he announced his plans to open carry lol like was it a group chat? Was it in the invite on facebook??
“You are my closest friends and family and there is no one i love and trust more also I will be open carrying at the party”

Christmas Eve’d so hard I had to pull over at 8 am and throw up in the side of I-15 with Christmas sparkles on my face

A mouse and Gonzo from the Muppets Christmas Carol and they've got that shit on

No 😭

Snuck in a water bottle full of fireball in my pants and got absolutely sauced go cougs

Made it

The potato bowl giveaways have begun on instagram