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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing

Do cyborgs dream of electric sheep?

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

[Halo3] #199 The Storm (9)

Guillermo del Toro and Netflix have announced plans to form a new stop motion studio that will be both a studio and a school to push the medium forward and will develop plans to make Del Toro's next stop motion project after Pinocchio. I'm very hyped to see what this leads to!

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

Nature headline "I invented a life-saving frog sauna." Photo of said frogs in said sauna

have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...

A dachshund with shaded goggles receiving a laser treatment

Our dog is doing physical therapy, and the photos they’re sending us make him look like a Far Side character.

A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand

A gun pointed at the head of the universe

My piece for the 2026 Community Calendar

#halo #halospotlight

We are proud to announce that Justin Truman will be stepping up as Bungie’s new Studio Head as Pete Parsons retires from his position to pass the torch to a new generation of leaders.

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Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."'

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News report: 40-year-old stuck in slide

Homer Simpson stuck in a slide

OH MY GOD

nothing Happy about this Meal

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Galactus Discreetly Spits Into a Napkin After Taking Bite of Earth NEW YORK — Devastation came in the form of an enormous man in a goofy helmet Tuesday afternoon as Galactus, Devourer of Worlds took what…

Galactus Discreetly Spits Into a Napkin After Taking Bite of Earth
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"Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin as featured in Halo 2 (2004)

[Halo3] #138 Tsavo Highway(40)

baby needs pasta grocery store sign

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

barf city over here