Princess looking at the hot radiologist Above Princess it says “me” Above the hot radiologist it says “crunchy dill pickles”
06.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Princess looking at the hot radiologist Above Princess it says “me” Above the hot radiologist it says “crunchy dill pickles”
06.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Meme that reads “happy fat cock friday you sluts” written in the super Mario galaxy font. Fat cock Friday is written in multiple colors, and the text for happy and use sluts is in a light gray. The tech sits a top, a blue and purple galaxy illustration.
let’s a-go!
06.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 343 🔁 41 💬 6 📌 18when you're being mean etc etc
05.03.2026 21:22 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0If I can distract you from thinking about the evil people running this country for even one second then I feel better
05.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 89 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1A lo mejor yo debería hacer lo mismo…
05.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m a visual learner 👉🏻👈🏻
04.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Friend just sent me a TikTok where I was in the background dancing at a gay bar.
Luckily I was behaving!
It’s giving pumpkin spice in August. Let us relish summer!
03.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Un(?)popular Opinion: Lavender shouldn’t be a spring coffee flavor.
03.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
03.03.2026 13:29 — 👍 17639 🔁 4045 💬 53 📌 831
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03.03.2026 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s a problem!
03.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sometimes I wish my dick were smaller so I’d have more drive to be successful or whatever.
03.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1
lol. lmao.
03.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Me to the homies:
03.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 68 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0It’s everything.
02.03.2026 13:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Made some delicious Roasted Gold Potatoes with dinner 🤩
02.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 72 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Scientists: "Food gives you energy"
Me after eating:
Teletubby sunrise but it’s Stephen instead
good morning sunday morning
01.03.2026 14:53 — 👍 90 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Hey
01.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you saw that, no you didn’t.
01.03.2026 09:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Wait, are we hot???
01.03.2026 08:32 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Got buzzed, ran into my best friend’s in-laws at the bar, and then got drunk with them. 😅
01.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two posts from Andy Cohen in succession. First one says “Goos morning!” Second one says “Posted before reading the news. wtf”
28.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 124 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
“Ah shit, here we go again.” screenshot from GTA San Andreas
28.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t help it that I have a pretty face and correct opinions. 😔
27.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why are big noses so hot?
27.02.2026 03:51 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 1salted butter supremacy
27.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0…except I am in the office. Do NOT look up the macros on a Panera Cinnamon Crunch bagel.
26.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Working from home removes the temptation of eating those bagels that your coworker brought in.
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