bailey

so, "mr." is short for "mister". "mrs." is short for "missus".

problem: "mx." isn't short for anything.

proposal: "mx." is now short for "mixture"

Let's goooo

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Quark is pictured up close. He's a Ferengi with sharp baby teeth and ginormous ear lobes and an exaggerated bald and bulbous head. He's wearing a jacket inspired by the set of the Arsenio Hall show. He looks serious but also shooketh. Closed caption reads, "Mother, get undressed this instant."

whatever happened to these hats. they should come back

Fuck JK and Fuck the UK Supreme Court.

Fuck the UK Supreme Court. All my homies hate the UK Supreme Court.

I think of this often and yes it is a small consolation.

I love the legwork of GMing. The research. The worldbuilding. Breaking the story. Coming up with lists, places, names; looking up culturally relevant architectural styles; music; dance; food. Sifting through images, poems, videos. This, to me, is also play.

Instead of remaking all these movies they should just rerelease Hot Fuzz into theaters once a year

Balatro's easy if you play your cards right

Unsolicited writing advice, #17171617:
Don't just write. Read books. Watch films. Look at paintings and sculpture. Play games. Go to plays. Listen to music. Think about how these things make you feel.
Making art is a two-way stream. To make art, you have to consume art.

I'd much prefer midday but alas... Schedules often force to be the evening

apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf

stan.

i can finally post it! christmas hazbin art i drew for @rillieann.bsky.social and @fillyboy.bsky.social !!

All these anthropomorphized world movies like Zootopia and none of them have had the nuts to have a scene where a band called Mötley Shrüe plays a song called Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels.

my second piece for #helluvabang accompanies this incredible fic by @yaoispaghetti.bsky.social !! go read it it's literally mandatory for any ozzfizz enjoyer

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Deep Space 9 scene. We're in some kind of "sporting court" room with targets on the walls. It's a series of 4 pictures and this scene features Dr. Bashir as well as Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, a man who can kill 2 stones with one bird. Bashir is wearing a fancy space athletic outfit type thing, whereas Chief O'Brien, who can hear sign language, is wearing a brown shirt that kind of looks like a potato sack. In pictures 1, 2, and 3, Bashir is making exaggerated hand motions almost like a guy directing traffic, very spastic and with community theater levels of facial expression in each. In the 4th pic, Chief O'Brien, who sleeps with a pillow under his phaser, has a rich 'WTF' look on his face at whatever it is Bashir is doing. No caption.

Pic 1 has the alt text

Pic 1 has the alt text

Pic 1 has the alt text

IM FERAL

Annual reminder:

Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.

Hot take: Star Trek needs more of the energy of Discovery S1 and DS9—outcasts and the traumatized upholding Federation ideals better than the system itself—and less of Picard S3’s nostalgia, where Federation war crimes are ignored to fight “the youths” and throw a Federation Day party.

High key obsessed with mistria

Me

Two mugs of tea, one mug is adorned with a design featuring blue tits the other with donkeys

Tits and Ass

l eg

Seeing Blitz's horse OCs

the new voxtendo DS, now with 100% more microtransactions!