Alexander Fox

Just found this t-shirt in the woods. If I know one thing about Vincent Van Gogh, it’s his famous catchphrase, “Enjoy yourself, you decide what makes you happy.”

6 years since one of my gags was listed in the ‘Best Jokes of the Fringe’ by GQ Magazine. Anyway, Dad, if you’re reading this - get in touch!

Finally, AI and I have something in common ❤️

What’s your sign?

This is very kind. Although it’s also testament to my standing in the comedy industry that the people in charge were willing to let me and my entire audience literally burn to death.

Sod it, if they’ve got a pension plan, I’m joining.

Fucking Hamas earning more than me.

Oh no, not the made-up vicar!!

New York Ciggy

8 years ago today, one of my favourite Edinburgh photos. Producer Sean and me, our first time on the Sold Out board. No idea what happened to the rest of those names, poor kids probably never made it into showbiz.

There’s currently more chance of me being elected the first Jewish pope than retiring in my 50s.

As questions to Grok go, this is my favourite so far. Basically admitting you’re just single-cell pond life incapable of anything.

Very disappointing from Keir Starmer. Still no answers as to why 'Silver Springs' was left off Fleetwood Mac's Rumours album. | Me for The Guardian.

Arise, Sir Chris Woakes.

Good luck to my friends at #EdFringe. Meanwhile, I’m gonna occupy the best booth @sohotheatre.bsky.social, make one coffee last seven hours, and ostentatiously take meetings with an old man who everyone’ll think is a big-shot producer but is in fact simply my own dad. You snooze you lose, idiots.

[Chris Morris voice] “Some kind of drubbing incident.”

More London woke nonsense, they’ve yassified the founding father of the Republic of Turkey.

Andrew, that’s so kind. Looking back at my uni thesis - ‘“My impression of Macmillan was in fact extremely affectionate, I was a great Macmillan fan” (Peter Cook). Beyond The Fringe, its satirical intentions and the gentlemanly idiom’ - deep down, I think it was always just leading up to this skeet.

The Edinburgh Festival Fringe, 01-25 August 2025.

The Hobbit: The Noise Pollution of Smaug

One look at this photo and, you know what, I reckon I’m gonna roll those dice.

It’s the dog’s bollocks.

This combination of words would kill a medieval peasant.

This is the trap at the start of my very own Brothers Grimm fairytale.

Beyond The Fridge

#OpenToWank

STOP MAKING MEMES OF MY WEIRD SON AS A BELEAGUERED FOOTBALL MANAGER

New crime-fighting duo just dropped.

Or, as PR firms call it, “the Edinburgh Fringe”