Hey siri, play the departed soundtrack

christopher moltisanti in a jacket and white shirt smoking a cig with glasses on talking

they’re called little boo boos or some shit, T. people are going fucking crazy for em. me and paulie just jacked a truck loaded with em. i don’t fucking get it but i set some aside for meadow. doesn’t she like those little happy meals?

are YOU 🫵 feeling the pressure of the encroaching apocalypse? jonesing for a spiritual vacay?

well FRIEND i have the perfect digital cure-all: this here WILDCARDS, BABY!! starter pack. 🙀

decouple yourself from false expectations & revel while we still can.👾

it’s the weekend, you deserve it!🥂

What, exactly, are we celebrating this Fourth of July?

Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?

Our new concentration camps?

Our dying economy?

Our ditching due process?

Our corruption?

Our broken Congress?

Our corrupt Supreme Court?

Our ridiculous buffoon President?

tony soprano in an olive garden saying i hate this fucking shit

YouTube video by Random Clips Sopranos - Tony Soprano sings "Oh Girl".

elon once all the drugs wear off

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Christopher Moltisanti’s Cleaver

Zuck: the average american has three (3) friends

ooooh get a load of this cunt

all the walls when this guy moves into the popehouse:

image of two men sitting in a car in leather jackets one guy in the driver seat (paulie walnuts) is showing christopher maltisanti a billy mouth bass toy that sings and dances

“allegra? ain’t that a cold medicine?”

it means happiness in italian

“the fucks that got to do with cold medicine?!”

a man in a black shirt is driving a car with a mountain in the background Alt: a man in a black shirt is driving a car with a mountain in the background

when there’s no fucking ziti

ay, tone it’s called a “ligma joke” i’m gonna use it on paulie

when you skeet in bsky you skeet irl

You’re not gonna fucking believe this, Tone. It’s a fucking picture of a monkey you can just save to your computer. We can make millions stealing from these fuckin pucchiacs

T-Rex in the Garden of Eden? Adam and Eve would be running all the time, scared shitless

i am constantly insulted on this platform

a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with his eyes closed and a sad look on his face . Alt: a man is sitting in the seat of a car with his eyes closed and a sad look on his face

if i miss the mcrib

a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a car and looking at the camera Alt: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a car and looking at the camera saying “oh yeah” as if to agree to something that probably isn’t ok

when someone offers me a cannoli after eating two already

still image of a scene from the Sopranos. sil is on the right in a white colored shirt and a gold chain with a cross. he’s talking to the audience On the left is the alleged shooter Luigi Mangione in a olive green jacket and hoodie smiling at sil (in this doctored image) silvio is saying “it’s anti italian discrimination”

christopher from the sopranos with a goofy/high look on his face

i diiident

I don’t know, Tony. It’s like just the fucking regularness of life is too fucking hard for me.

i manuged to get the drip