Phew…okay. I’ll be over in a few with a couple Stretch Armstrongs.
21.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Phew…okay. I’ll be over in a few with a couple Stretch Armstrongs.
21.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait…do you mean 🍆 or 🧍♂️?
21.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I think about this post a lot.
19.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Weird way to announce an autobiography but okay.
13.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 4Just remember the sales rep is the First Location. You have nothing but NO to give at the Second Location (F&I office).
11.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Starved
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Not this style?
03.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t let your dreams be just dreams
30.08.2025 11:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He who’s bred last is bred hardest.
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Kiosk marked Parallel Reality Experience
Parallel Reality Experience, or as we used to call it, “Airport”.
11.08.2025 20:47 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hold back. If they are impressed by 1% of your power, the other 99% will make you legendary when it needs to come out.
10.08.2025 12:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lady gaga explains what a disco stick is (2008)
09.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 636 🔁 175 💬 12 📌 18Oh no 😃
02.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just forced low.
29.07.2025 03:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a colleague who always speaks like this but without the gravelly voice.
29.07.2025 03:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s deep. This restaurant knows the truth.
28.07.2025 12:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the people who simply accept the lies and hallucinations are giving feedback to these companies that this is acceptable and good.
28.07.2025 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s what you’re supposed to be into. The algorithm has spoken.
22.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The non-binary “OR”
21.07.2025 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Factory Reset™️
20.07.2025 17:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DescovysChildsChild
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I will never understand the mindset of being an uncooperative isolationist.
It’s easier and there’s more money in getting along.
Well, I’m pretty upset with what it’s doing to your junk. Should put it in my mouth before I go saying anything. 😏
12.07.2025 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0✋
11.07.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the contraption specifically designed to kill Squidward.
11.07.2025 20:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
On the one hand, consent and safety guard.
On the other, getting icky close to censorship.
